tak gelak pun....he.he...
1.A doctor and a nurse have just got married.As they are lying in bed.
The doctor tell the nurse"sayang....untuk mengelak drp problems ,let try the following system.
When we go to bed at night or anytime at all,if Sayang want to have sex,
Sayang just pull and shake" my john" sekali je....ok sayang..muuuuah!!!
Nurse: "Abang sayang!!!,and what if i dont to have sex"
doctor:"Ohh...No problems sayang.....I wont force u...if Sayang dont want to have sex,
,Sayang just pull and shake "my John" 100 times.."
Nurse: "ok darling Muuuuah!!!"
2.Patient came in with lower abdominal pain,the doctor asked her,if she was 'sexually active'.
The young women appeared embarrased by the question but replied "no...i just lie there"
3.Utk harijadi isterinya Dr Mat telah menempah kek istimewa utk isterinya.Dia telah menulis kata-kata puitis atas kek itu berbunyi'YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER,YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER".
Pelayan: sir,how you want the message to be written and arranged sir?
Dr Mat:Just put"you are not getting older" at the top and "you are just getting better" kat bawah.
Pada majlis jamuan harijadi tersebut....isterinya dan para tetamu terkezzut melihat apa yang tertulis pada kek itu:"YOU ARE GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER KAT BAWAH"
4.Mamat:"doctor.doctor.. u have to see my wife right away! I think she has appendicitis!"
Doctor:That's impossible! your wife had her appendix taken out last year.Have you ever seen anybody with second appendix?
Mamat: doctor , have you ever seen anybody with second wife?
5.Seorang pakar jantung telah meninggal dunia.Sebagai menghormatinya dan kagum dgn kepakarannya...pehak hospital telah menempah keranda berbentuk Heart(jantung).
Pada majlis pengkembumian dan semasa hendak menurunkan jenazah,keranda berbentuk jantung tersebut terbuka secara automatik dan jenazah dimasukkan kedalam kubur.
Tiba-tiba seorang lelaki ketawa dan semua org menoleh kepadanya."What's so funny"tanya org di sebelahnya.Leleki tersebut menjawab"saya berfikir bagaimana agaknya keranda saya nanti,saya adalah pakar sakit puan dan perbidan(obstetric and gynaecologist)
The doctor tell the nurse"sayang....untuk mengelak drp problems ,let try the following system.
When we go to bed at night or anytime at all,if Sayang want to have sex,
Sayang just pull and shake" my john" sekali je....ok sayang..muuuuah!!!
Nurse: "Abang sayang!!!,and what if i dont to have sex"
doctor:"Ohh...No problems sayang.....I wont force u...if Sayang dont want to have sex,
,Sayang just pull and shake "my John" 100 times.."
Nurse: "ok darling Muuuuah!!!"
2.Patient came in with lower abdominal pain,the doctor asked her,if she was 'sexually active'.
The young women appeared embarrased by the question but replied "no...i just lie there"
3.Utk harijadi isterinya Dr Mat telah menempah kek istimewa utk isterinya.Dia telah menulis kata-kata puitis atas kek itu berbunyi'YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER,YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER".
Pelayan: sir,how you want the message to be written and arranged sir?
Dr Mat:Just put"you are not getting older" at the top and "you are just getting better" kat bawah.
Pada majlis jamuan harijadi tersebut....isterinya dan para tetamu terkezzut melihat apa yang tertulis pada kek itu:"YOU ARE GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER KAT BAWAH"
4.Mamat:"doctor.doctor.. u have to see my wife right away! I think she has appendicitis!"
Doctor:That's impossible! your wife had her appendix taken out last year.Have you ever seen anybody with second appendix?
Mamat: doctor , have you ever seen anybody with second wife?
5.Seorang pakar jantung telah meninggal dunia.Sebagai menghormatinya dan kagum dgn kepakarannya...pehak hospital telah menempah keranda berbentuk Heart(jantung).
Pada majlis pengkembumian dan semasa hendak menurunkan jenazah,keranda berbentuk jantung tersebut terbuka secara automatik dan jenazah dimasukkan kedalam kubur.
Tiba-tiba seorang lelaki ketawa dan semua org menoleh kepadanya."What's so funny"tanya org di sebelahnya.Leleki tersebut menjawab"saya berfikir bagaimana agaknya keranda saya nanti,saya adalah pakar sakit puan dan perbidan(obstetric and gynaecologist)
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