Friday, November 28, 2008

..a refresher...


A refresher and Reminder utk golongan veteran macam kita ini...ha ha ,ingatan dan email dari kawan nun di Malaya...


Incredible Secrets of Sexy Couples --

If you listen to the media, you'd think that committed couples have the worst time having great sex. But it just isn't true--not for every couple. Some couples understand how passionate sex happens. Read on to discover just some of the secrets they can teach you about great sex:

1 . Never make your bedroom into a stage. Making love is not a performance, it's an experience to be enjoyed like painting a picture or listening to a piece of music.

2 . Never make your partner into a critic. If you think that your partner is judging the way in which you make love, you're going to freeze up and stop enjoying yourself. Get into lovemaking and enjoy yourself without worrying so much about your partner.

3 . Stop spectatoring. What is spectatoring? It's watching your own performance while you make love. If you remember "Annie Hall," Annie has the experience of being outside of herself while she and Alfie (Woody Allen) are having sex. Instead, be fully present to what is happening in your body and to your partner.

4 . Use sex as a way to express your feelings. If you keep your feelings out of the bedroom, your partner is going to start feeling like their in a porn flick with you. Sex becomes robotic when you put your feelings in the deep freeze while you make love.

5 . Give your partner encouragement. Everyone needs to hear that they're a good lover and that you enjoy their touch. Don't take it for granted that your partner just understands that you love him or her. Express it verbally, too.

6 . Ask for what you want or need. Sexy couples know that their partner cannot read minds. Be kind, be playful, be inviting, and let your partner know just what will turn you on.

7 . Get over your hang-ups. If you are carrying old baggage into the bedroom with you, like being inhibited about sex or still being stuck in some old relationship, drop it off at the door. Don't bring that old junk into the bedroom with you. Try new things, even if it feels awkward.

8 . Take care of your sexual health. That means taking care of your overall mental, physical, and emotional health. You can't be a sexy lover if you are a wreck. Exercise, eat right, get enough sleep, and stay positive.

You can make changes one at a time. Read over this list and decide what you will work on next to make things hotter in the bedroom. Your lover will thank you for it.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

..EQ


"People, when dealing with outsiders, always carry or present themselves in a kind and harmonious manner.

But, when facing their own closest family members, it could end up in quarrels and hurting each other, often over small little things".

You have no qualms about showing your anger to your beloved ones and family members.
But would you also show your anger to your superior or your bosses?

Human beings may possess high E.Q while away from home, but at home their E.Q becomes low. This is not exaggeration.

Be more patient and show endurance to your family members!

Otherwise you will not be happy as well.

Fikirkan lah....

Monday, November 24, 2008

..LIE DETECTOR...




LIE DETECTOR>>(got this from kawan lama dari Perlis)

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you so late getting home?' they asked.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project' said Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments. ' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and
said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex
Queen.' The robot stood motionless.

'I'm ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and
delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his
chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever
ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He
is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three
times


Kalau ada lah machine ini kat pasaran..agak nya selalu lah you kene pelempang oleh mesin ini...ramailah kwn-kwn "bohong sunat" kat bini kena terajang dan penampar ..ha ha ha....mesin ini pula tak reti nak bezakan antara bohong sunat dgn bohong betul....

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Three kinds of heart...




Three kinds of hearts( diterima dari kawan yg prihatin ,utk kita kongsi bersama)

THE Prophet (peace be upon him) also classified people into three groups based on their response to his Message and Guidance. He said:
"An example of the guidance and knowledge with which Allah has sent me is that of a rain that falls on different kinds of land:
– One land is good; it accepts water and produces vegetation and grass in plenty.
– Another land is dry with a solid bed that reserves water so that people can drink and irrigate with it.
– The third kind is a porous land that can neither retain water nor produce vegetation.

This is an example of those who acquire the knowledge of the Deen and benefit from that with which Allah sent me, and of those who do not take heed and who insist on rejecting Allah's Guidance." – (Bukhari and Muslim)
The Messenger (peace be upon him) likens the knowledge (with which he came) to rain, because both are causes of life. Rain is the cause of life for the body, while knowledge is the cause of life for the heart. He (peace be upon him) also likens different hearts to different valleys, as Allah said:
"He sends down water (rain) from the sky, and the valleys flow according to their measure, but the flood bears away the foam that mounts up to the surface, and (also) from that (ore) which they heat in the fire in order to make ornaments or utensils, rises a foam like unto it, thus does Allâh (by parables) show forth truth and falsehood... " (Qur'an, 13:17)
Thus, just as there are three kinds of land, there are three kinds of hearts:
– The first is a good land which accepts water and is ready to produce vegetation. When rain falls on it, it absorbs the water eagerly, giving rise to all sorts of pleasant vegetation.
This is an example of one with a healthy, pure, and intelligent heart, which embraces knowledge, and is guided by its true intelligent nature, blossoming by that wisdom and true faith. Therefore, it is eager to take the knowledge, and ready to bear fruits because of its good nature.
It is also like a rich businessman who has experience in different trades and investments, which enables him to invest his wealth in that which brings the best profit.

– The second kind is a hard, solid land prepared to preserve and keep water: It benefits people who visit it to drink or irrigate.
This is an example of one whose heart preserves knowledge and safeguards it so as to convey it just as he hears it, without changing it or deriving conclusions from it. This is also described in another Hadith:
"There is often one who conveys knowledge to one who is more knowledgeable than himself; and there is often one who carries knowledge when he himself is not knowledgeable. " – (Abu Dawood, Tirmidhi, Ahmad and others – authenticated by Al-Albani)

It is also like a rich man who does not possess the knowledge or experience to invest his wealth, but who knows very well how to preserve it.

– The third is a barren land which is incapable of holding water or producing vegetation: no matter how much rain falls, it does not profit by it. This is an example of one whose heart does not accept any knowledge or wisdom. It is also like a poor man who neither possesses wealth nor knows how to preserve it.
The first of the above three examples applies to a learned man who imparts knowledge, and who calls people to Allah with clear guidance; such are the inheritors of the Prophets.

The second applies to one who preserves the knowledge, and who transmits what he hears precisely; he carries to other people precious goods that they can use for trade and investment.

The third applies to one who neither accepts Allah's Guidance nor benefits from it.
Thus this Hadith covers the different types of people and their different attitudes toward the Prophet's (peace be upon him) Da'wah, which make them either happy or miserable.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

..tadika Hikmah



Merasmikan majlis Hari Penyampaian Sijil dan Hadiah Tadika Hikmah Serian









gambar bersama anak-anak Harakah Islamiah Sarawak(hikmah)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

..Tahniah Farzana..





PUTRAJAYA 13 Nov. - Seramai 46,641 atau 9.2 peratus daripada 518,616 calon Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) tahun ini memperoleh gred A dalam semua mata pelajaran yang diambil.

Ketua Pengarah Pelajaran, Datuk Alimudin Mohd. Dom berkata, keputusan tersebut adalah lebih baik berbanding purata 7.8 peratus yang mencapai keputusan yang sama untuk tempoh lima tahun sebelumnya.

Beliau berkata, Gred Purata Kebangsaan (GPK) untuk tahun ini juga bertambah baik pada pointer 2.36 berbanding purata 2.39 untuk tempoh lima tahun lepas.

``Pencapaian keseluruhan UPSR tahun ini adalah lebih baik daripada lima tahun sebelumnya dengan 46,641 (9.2 peratus) calon mendapat A dalam semua mata pelajaran manakala 317,404 calon (62.7 peratus) mendapat minimum gred C dalam semua mata pelajaran.

``Seramai 488,567 calon atau 96.3 peratus daripada jumlah calon telah mencapai tahap literasi yang dikehendaki berbanding purata 95.7 peratus untuk lima tahun lalu,'' katanya pada sidang akhbar di sini hari ini. - Utusan


Farzana Izzati..adalah salah seorang di antara 46641 yang mendapat 5A dalam UPSR baru-baru ini.
Hari ini bila mendapat keputusan anakanda ini..tak terasa air mata kegembiraan keluar.Farzana...awak buat abah bangga !

3 bulan terakhir sebelum pepereksaan..banyak pantang larang farzana ni..(ikut cakap cikgu..kalau abah yang cakap..tak caya ya!)

1.Tak boleh makan kepala ikan..
2.tak boleh makan kepala udang..
3.tak boleh makan keropok..
4.tak boleh makan maggie mee..
5,tak boleh minum air yang bergas...

Pagi hari..setiap hari makan telor rebus dan separuh masak...sampai muak tapi cikgu cakap utk otak..farzana telan jugak ...

Lepas je habis exam...Farzana sapu semua...ha ha dan telor farzana tak makan dah..

..Farzana mesti ingat..."kalau kita berusaha bersungguh-sungguh,InsyaAllah kita akan berjaya...dan kalau orang lain boleh buat kita juga boleh buat..dengan lebih baik lagi"

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

..Buat sup atau Tom Yam


penis and testis Rusa...


..Ada yang beranggapkan dengan makan "penis dan testis Rusa" seperti diatas boleh menguatkan tenaga batin dan mengeraskan yang lemah dan ada yang claim boleh mengubat sakit asthma...
Tak tau lah macam mana dia orang dapat kesimpulan macam ini...dari segi saintifiknya memang tidak ada bukti yang menyokong dakwaan mereka ini.

Tapi kalau buat sup..memang sedap...Boleh cuba..tapi ada kawan cakap buat Tom yam lagi sedap...

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

.. Pehin Sri OBAMA...



WASHINGTON (AP): Barack Obama was elected the nation's first black president Tuesday night in a historic triumph that overcame racial barriers as old as America itself.

The son of a black father from Kenya and a white mother from Kansas, the Democratic senator from Illinois sealed his victory by defeating Republican Sen. John McCain in a string of wins in hard-fought battleground states - Ohio, Florida, Virginia and Iowa.

A huge crowd in Grant Park in Chicago erupted in jubilation at the news of Obama's victory. Some wept.McCain called to concede defeat - and the end of his own 10-year quest for the White House.

Obama and his running mate, Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, will take their oaths of office as president and vice president on Jan. 20, 2009.

Semua orang sekarang bercakap tentang Obama ,orang kulit hitam pertama menjadi Presiden Negara paling powerful di dunia.

Bagaimana agaknya polisi Amerika terhadap:

1. Masalah Palestin dan Israel

2. Polisi Amerika di Iraq..adakah Amerika akan berundur dari bumi Iraq.?

3. Adakah Tahanan Perang di Guatanamoa Bay akan di bebaskan.Mereka ini di tahan dibawah ISA amerika.

4.Adakah Amerika akan terus menekan Iran?

5.Adakah mereka akan terus melabel negara yang tak sehaluan dgn mereka sebagai teroris.?

6.Bagaimana dgn nasib Agfanistan?

7.Bagaimana agaknya MINAT/KEINGINAN Amerika terhadap rantau Asia,South East Asia khasnya?


Kawan saya cakap..siapa saja menjadi Presiden Amerika..polisi dan tindakan mereka lebih kurang sama je...Jangan menaruh harapan yang tinggi..

Kawan saya cakap..kalau nak mendapat promosi utk tourism dan pelabur asing..Kerjaan Sarawak boleh bagi Obama darjah kebesaran "PEHIN SRI " ATAU " DATUK PATINGGI" sebelum kerajaan Melaka bagi dia "Datuk Seri"

..Dan gelaran barunya..YAB Pehin Sri Datuk Seri Obama.

..bahasa malaysia...

PULAU PINANG 4 Nov. – Ahli Exco Gabungan Graduan Melayu Muda (GGMM), Nik Rizman Sapian hari ini memfailkan saman terhadap kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang berhubung tindakannya meluluskan permohonan Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang (MPPP) memasang papan tanda pelbagai bahasa di kawasan tapak warisan di Georgetown....

Agaknya apa sebab dia orang saman Kerajaan Negeri Pulau Pinang? Mereka harus juga menyaman kerajaan pusat kerana menamakan jalan di Putra Jaya ..Precint, Boulevard dan sebagainya dan menamakan aiport Kuala Lumpur International Airport(klia)..KLCC.
Menamakan bangunan "palace of justice" dan bangunan yang sewaktu dengan nya.

Di Sarawak..menghairankan kenapa Taman Perumahan tidak melambangkan kita berada di Malaysia..kita akan jumpa Taman Heng Guan,Taman seng goon, Taman Yap, Taman Mei Ling.Begitu juga dgn nama jalan raya ..
Nama-nama bangunan di Sarawak..tidak melambangkan keMalaysian..

Kalau kita sebagai Rakyat Malaysia tak mendaulatkan Bahasa Malaysia,Siapa Lagi? Kan ada yang melaungkan Malaysian Malaysia...so bagaimana kalau kita mulakan dengan menggunakan Bahasa Malaysia.

Alangkah baiknya kalau kita melaksanakan satu Aliran persekolahan iaitu sekolah kebangsaan dan bahasa ibunda seperti Bahasa Mandarin,Tamil, Iban,Bidayuh ,Kadazan di ajar di sekolah sebagai bahasa ketiga..Ini akan mengukuhkan Integrasi di peringkat kanak-kanak lagi..

Sarawak mengikut 20 points Cobbold's Commission..akan menggunakan Bahasa Malaysia sebagai bahasa Pengantar di Sekolah selepas 10 tahun merdeka iaitu pada tahun 1973....sehinggalah sekarang..
Di Sarawak yang mempunyai berpuluh suku kaum...bahasa komunikasi mereka adalah bahasa Melayu Sarawak/bahasa Malaysia.

Semuga satu hari nanti..kita hanya di kenali sebagai Bangsa Malaysia.