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..a refresher...

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A refresher and Reminder utk golongan veteran macam kita ini...ha ha ,ingatan dan email dari kawan nun di Malaya...


Incredible Secrets of Sexy Couples --

If you listen to the media, you'd think that committed couples have the worst time having great sex. But it just isn't true--not for every couple. Some couples understand how passionate sex happens. Read on to discover just some of the secrets they can teach you about great sex:

1 . Never make your bedroom into a stage. Making love is not a performance, it's an experience to be enjoyed like painting a picture or listening to a piece of music.

2 . Never make your partner into a critic. If you think that your partner is judging the way in which you make love, you're going to freeze up and stop enjoying yourself. Get into lovemaking and enjoy yourself without worrying so much about your partner.

3 . Stop spectatoring. What is spectatoring? It's watching your own performance while you make love. If you remember "Anni…

..EQ

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"People, when dealing with outsiders, always carry or present themselves in a kind and harmonious manner.

But, when facing their own closest family members, it could end up in quarrels and hurting each other, often over small little things".

You have no qualms about showing your anger to your beloved ones and family members.
But would you also show your anger to your superior or your bosses?

Human beings may possess high E.Q while away from home, but at home their E.Q becomes low. This is not exaggeration.

Be more patient and show endurance to your family members!

Otherwise you will not be happy as well.

Fikirkan lah....

..LIE DETECTOR...

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LIE DETECTOR>>(got this from kawan lama dari Perlis)

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you so late getting home?' they asked.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project' said Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments. ' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once…

Three kinds of heart...

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Three kinds of hearts( diterima dari kawan yg prihatin ,utk kita kongsi bersama)

THE Prophet (peace be upon him) also classified people into three groups based on their response to his Message and Guidance. He said:
"An example of the guidance and knowledge with which Allah has sent me is that of a rain that falls on different kinds of land:
– One land is good; it accepts water and produces vegetation and grass in plenty.
– Another land is dry with a solid bed that reserves water so that people can drink and irrigate with it.
– The third kind is a porous land that can neither retain water nor produce vegetation.
This is an example of those who acquire the knowledge of the Deen and benefit from that with which Allah sent me, and of those who do not take heed and who insist on rejecting Allah's Guidance." – (Bukhari and Muslim)
The Messenger (peace be upon him) likens the knowledge (with which he came) to rain, because both are causes of life. Rain is the cau…

..tadika Hikmah

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Merasmikan majlis Hari Penyampaian Sijil dan Hadiah Tadika Hikmah Serian









gambar bersama anak-anak Harakah Islamiah Sarawak(hikmah)

..Tahniah Farzana..

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PUTRAJAYA 13 Nov. - Seramai 46,641 atau 9.2 peratus daripada 518,616 calon Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) tahun ini memperoleh gred A dalam semua mata pelajaran yang diambil.

Ketua Pengarah Pelajaran, Datuk Alimudin Mohd. Dom berkata, keputusan tersebut adalah lebih baik berbanding purata 7.8 peratus yang mencapai keputusan yang sama untuk tempoh lima tahun sebelumnya.

Beliau berkata, Gred Purata Kebangsaan (GPK) untuk tahun ini juga bertambah baik pada pointer 2.36 berbanding purata 2.39 untuk tempoh lima tahun lepas.

``Pencapaian keseluruhan UPSR tahun ini adalah lebih baik daripada lima tahun sebelumnya dengan 46,641 (9.2 peratus) calon mendapat A dalam semua mata pelajaran manakala 317,404 calon (62.7 peratus) mendapat minimum gred C dalam semua mata pelajaran.

``Seramai 488,567 calon atau 96.3 peratus daripada jumlah calon telah mencapai tahap literasi yang dikehendaki berbanding purata 95.7 peratus untuk lima tahun lalu,'' katanya pada sidang akhbar di sini hari ini.…

..Buat sup atau Tom Yam

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penis and testis Rusa...


..Ada yang beranggapkan dengan makan "penis dan testis Rusa" seperti diatas boleh menguatkan tenaga batin dan mengeraskan yang lemah dan ada yang claim boleh mengubat sakit asthma...
Tak tau lah macam mana dia orang dapat kesimpulan macam ini...dari segi saintifiknya memang tidak ada bukti yang menyokong dakwaan mereka ini.

Tapi kalau buat sup..memang sedap...Boleh cuba..tapi ada kawan cakap buat Tom yam lagi sedap...

.. Pehin Sri OBAMA...

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WASHINGTON (AP): Barack Obama was elected the nation's first black president Tuesday night in a historic triumph that overcame racial barriers as old as America itself.

The son of a black father from Kenya and a white mother from Kansas, the Democratic senator from Illinois sealed his victory by defeating Republican Sen. John McCain in a string of wins in hard-fought battleground states - Ohio, Florida, Virginia and Iowa.

A huge crowd in Grant Park in Chicago erupted in jubilation at the news of Obama's victory. Some wept.McCain called to concede defeat - and the end of his own 10-year quest for the White House.

Obama and his running mate, Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, will take their oaths of office as president and vice president on Jan. 20, 2009.

Semua orang sekarang bercakap tentang Obama ,orang kulit hitam pertama menjadi Presiden Negara paling powerful di dunia.

Bagaimana agaknya polisi Amerika terhadap:

1. Masalah Palestin dan Israel

2. Polisi Amerika di Iraq..adakah Amerika …

..bahasa malaysia...

PULAU PINANG 4 Nov. – Ahli Exco Gabungan Graduan Melayu Muda (GGMM), Nik Rizman Sapian hari ini memfailkan saman terhadap kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang berhubung tindakannya meluluskan permohonan Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang (MPPP) memasang papan tanda pelbagai bahasa di kawasan tapak warisan di Georgetown....

Agaknya apa sebab dia orang saman Kerajaan Negeri Pulau Pinang? Mereka harus juga menyaman kerajaan pusat kerana menamakan jalan di Putra Jaya ..Precint, Boulevard dan sebagainya dan menamakan aiport Kuala Lumpur International Airport(klia)..KLCC.
Menamakan bangunan "palace of justice" dan bangunan yang sewaktu dengan nya.

Di Sarawak..menghairankan kenapa Taman Perumahan tidak melambangkan kita berada di Malaysia..kita akan jumpa Taman Heng Guan,Taman seng goon, Taman Yap, Taman Mei Ling.Begitu juga dgn nama jalan raya ..
Nama-nama bangunan di Sarawak..tidak melambangkan keMalaysian..

Kalau kita sebagai Rakyat Malaysia tak mendaulatkan Bahasa Malaysia,Siapa Lagi? Kan ada…