Wednesday, May 31, 2006

..dugaan...gempabumi di yogjakarkata..






Semalam menonton tv indosiar...melihat betapa hebatnya saudara-saudara kita di Indonesia menghadapi dugaan Allah...APAKAH HIKMAH DISEBALIKNYA..Hanya Allah yang maha mengetahui....

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

..TOUCHING...DAN SENTUHAN......


Touching is a vital human need.

Studies have shown that without touching, many animals - including humans - will die in childhood.

Being caressed also lowers blood pressure and releases natural opiates in the brain, as well as the chemical oxytocin........., which is essential for human pair-bonding.

Touch has the power to COMFORT and SUPPORT,
..... to PROTECT...... and ENCOURAGE,
...... to RELAX.................. and, of course,........ to AROUSE,

Every couple knows their sex life may have dry periods,............... but our need for....... physical affection never changes.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Honesty.....


Most people are actually a bit dishonest about honesty.Susah nak jujur...dan kita tak boleh tak jujur.....

…….. By that I mean, most people will tell you they want to be told the truth,……… but stop and think about it for a second………… and you'll reason for yourself that it just isn't so.

When a woman says, "Do you think this dress makes me look fat"……….
,atau " Ayang gemuk tak"
atau "cantik tak rambut ayang ni"

Do you really think she wants to hear the truth?.......... She's standing there in front of a mirror while she's asking you. .

You can bet if she thought it made her look fat, you'd never get asked for your opinion.

If you can't figure out that she wants to hear the words "Don't be ridiculous, you look gorgeous", then your communication system isn't working.

You sebenarnya tak FAHAM..ACTUALLY yang dimaksudkan adalah.. "I'm feeling a bit vulnerable, tell me I'm still attractive.dan saya masih menarik dan cantik......"dan yang paling dia hendak dengar ialah " u masih cantik di mata i"

When a man asks a woman if she thinks that penis size matters, do you think that he really wants to know the truth? Of course not.

He simply wants to be reassured that he is adequate.and dia lah yang paling baik ,best" Main"

Honesty isn't just a license to go around indiscriminately trashing other people's feelings.
So to review... Honesty...sure, probably the best policy, but use with caution.

Its always easier to remember what you've said if you tell the truth,…… and people are more apt to understand what you mean if you say what you really mean...and mean it.

SEDIKIT TIPS:
If someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer,............................................................ just ask him or her why they want to know....................... You'll be surprised how many people will just drop it at that,..................... and ...........................you won't even have to lie.

JAWAB SUSAH , TAK JAWAB SUSAH......DIA ORG KATA, KITA TAK PRIHATIN....

Friday, May 26, 2006

PENTING TAK.....SEX...DALAM HUBUNGAN...?


Last night we have an unofficial forum...PENTING TAK SEX IN RELATIONSHIP....

Ada yang pro dan ada kont......

Ali....."
true love is all about being loving and caring for each other........ Sex is a part of love,......... but what will you do of sex,..... if your partner doesn't understand you....... or care for you.
Its good to have a healthy sexual relationship............. but that's not everything. .
A relationship would last only if its based on respect and love."(refering to sex or relationship?)
Marzuki....."Sex is important brader.....sangat important........ but it shouldn't become a necessity and the only reason for you to be close to your partner.
A relationship can flourish only if it involves mutual understanding and faith from both the partners.

Teruna...."
Sex is also necessary..... as it helps strengthen the ties and helps you get closer to each other.......But, according to me, its not a physical relationship............. but a relationship which is based on trust,........ that lasts longer and............ stands strong in testing times."

Kanda....."For me compatibility is what matters. ......Understanding each other......... and being with each other is what love is all about.
It doesn't mean that if you don't have sex, then you don't love your partner.(dah tua ...macamtu..lah)
Kadri....."The love you have for your partner should be so strong that you long to talk to him and be with him always.
Sex is important but its not everything.

Mat...."when you're old,........... then you won't get the urge or desire to have sex and .............its trust that would count more that time........................... It's trust that helps build the bond better."

Wong...."
"I think sex is very important and helps a couple bond together. But somehow, couples are not open with each other and prefer not to talk about sex.

Hamdan.."A healthy sexual relationship can keep a marriage going strong and steady. It helps in communicating with your partner............... Couples should pay attention to their sexual lives and ...................discuss with each other their likes and dislikes.
The better your sexual life, the better will be your marriage."
Bujang....."i think sex is most important in a relationship at least for a man.
Men are genetically programmed to give more importance to physical needs than emotional needs while it's the opposite for women.
So if a man is not physically fulfilled..........., he might try to get it fulfilled by other means which of course is not good for the woman.

Kasuadi..."
I guess both needs are important..............., but men give more importance to physical than emotional needs"

Brahim...".
Being married .......................I can say that women do look for love and how receptive she is to love-making has a lot to do with the way her husband treats her. "


Zam....." Women take longer to decide......................... and bring heart ahead of passion.
men I guess love sex as such without heart involved in it and it's also the duty of a wife to understand and satisfy that need.


Myself....."I agree that sex is important in life but not very.......... i think trust and mutual understanding are the factors which r more important..........
.
Bond and trust between the couple increases when there is an active sex-life.................
There is a limitation of time for an active sex-life. Enjoy and make the most of it while it lasts.sex is base of our life. it is also out of need. With sex we can say our life is complete and without it we feel something is mising in our life.



So......
I think relationship is depend on our thinking. When u think positive all problems go far-away from u. I think in our life all things r depends on our thinking....... WHAT SAY U BRADER..........?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

...loving....


The truth is loving another person is not complicated.

It is the most natural and spontaneous thing we do…………………….

Infants and children know how to love perfectly and no one has to tell them how to do it….

. When you look at adult?................ relationships, it would seem that we have lost our natural ability to love, but in fact that isnt the case at all..

What has happened is we have erected barriers or obstacles that get in the way……..

………….. Worse yet, we adults have anesthetize our true feelings in an effort to ward off the very thing we deeply desire

When you stop criticizing yourself, you will stop criticizing others; when you are kinder to yourself, you will be kinder to others.


anger.... fear,...... guilt,...... pride,........... and shame......... are strong barriers to ...........love and happiness.

They are insidious and pernicious emotions that.......... create illusions and.................... distortions in our thoughts and actions.

We create these emotions when our standards,...... expectations,............... and agendas are not met.

Give loves.....and you will get back the loves......

..GUYS....YOUR MISTAKES ARE......(email from friend)



15 MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN HAVING SEX

1) COMPLAINING

Guys like it when girls show off their nice ass. So, why do guys

complain when a girl is wearing tight pants? As long as they can get their

pants off, I really don't see a problem. You know you'r gonna get SOME, so just chill out and savor each second.

2)WHEN GIRLS GO DOWN HALF-WAY

Guys try to force a girls head do! wn when she's simply trying to tease the

guy. You know...get MR.HAPPY all the way up before she has to try and suck on

MR.LIMP

3)CHOCKING THE CHICKEN

Why do guys make girls do this 4 them? He can do this at home whenever

he's NOT getting any, not when he's about to get the real deal! Remember

guys.... it brings absolutely NO pleasure to us females and we do get bored

with jerking you guys off.

4)HAIR PULLING

Yes, it's true that some females like a little bit of pain, but not when your

ripping the hair out of her head! Take it easy.

5)PANTING

During sex we females know that guys do get tired, and we can totally understand this, but why do guys pant like dogs??? Not very attractive!

6)MINUTE MAN

Guys that cannot last for more than 10 minutes. This really disappoints females. Girls need pleasure too! Otherwise, we'll just forget about sex! and stick with foreplay!

7)GUYS GOING DOWN

What's up with the guys eating the hole? Don't they know that the hole does not bring pleasure and it's the clit. that does? There's really no point for a guy to go down at all if he's gonna play around with the hole. That's like a girl playing with your pubic hair(not a turn on)

8)FINGERING

Remember guys, that even though some females do finger themselves, they have smaller fingers then you. Don't jam your fingers up there. Maybe you

could start off with one finger and then slip in another one when she gets looser. And don't just move it in and out...you have to have rhythm...She'll thank you ,you'll know by her constant breat! hing panting) and her withering body convulsing next to yours.

9)WHEN GIRLS TAKE THE RIDE

Don't complain that a girl is ridding to hard. In fact, don't say anything. Just relax cuz she's doing you a favor and she's doing all the work!

10)CUM

Some girls are loud when they cum, I know this. But,! some girls have to fake all of the noises because 1) she's not feeling any pleasure and she doesn't

want the guy to think that he can't work it (which is actually true)

11) KEEPING FRESH

We all know that guys like sports, but do they have to come over after they just got done playing a game and want sex, or even worse...oral sex? You guys Better go freshin up before expecting anything!

12)ACNE

We all know that everyone has acne, but can't you guys try to prevent it on your back? Girls are really turned off when a guy is on top and has to worry about grabbing onto her man's back that is full of nasty pimples!

13)"TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW?, THAT IS THE QUESTION"

Don't get mad if a girl does neither. I mean, a guy's sperm doesn't taste good. In fact, it's repulsive. Forgive her if she finishes the job by hand. ;If she does spit, be happy enough with that.;If she swallows....YOU SHOULD REALLY LOVE HER! That was really hard for her, I'm sure!

14)TALKIN $HIT

Girls don't like it when a guy tells all of his friends that he

got laid last night & when you guys weremaking love & quot;(as you said that night to the female)

15)BORING

Guys tend to do it the same way every time. Try experimenting with different positions every now and then. It couldn't hurt! !

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

...work for it.....


People aren't entitled to happiness.

People have to work for happiness just as they have to work for a successful career
................. and in the very same way they have to work and save for a house,........ a car,....... a stereo,...................... retirement,............................. or even to maintain friendships.

In our daydreams,............ we'd all like the most important and most difficult to achieve things in our lives to be handed to us.

Many of us sit around,...................................... look out the window................................. and dream of being famous.........., admired,.................. rich,......................... and super successful.

Yet, in reality, that just doesn't happen to most of us.

However, even if it did just happen to us overnight,......... would we really be able to appreciate it the same way as if we'd strived and worked hard for it?............ Most likely not.

Therefore, it's in the process of striving for something that we find the greatest rewards.

So brader........... We grow by working for something,.......... not just getting something.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

....ones that care...


Take this quiz:
1. Name the five wealthiest people in Malaysia.

2. Name the last five Malaysia cup football winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss Malaysia contest.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last winners for best actor actress in Malaysia....

SUSAH NAK INGATKAN !!!!!!!!

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.

These are no second-rate achievers.

They are the best in their fields..........,,,, But the applause dies.
........... Awards tarnish.

............ Achievements are forgotten.

.............. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school dan memberi motivasi kpd anda......


2. Name three friends who have helped you masa you susah dan menolong kamu......

3. Name five people yang telah memotivasikan anda dan menjadi inspirasi kpd anda.....


4. Think of a few people who have made you feel, appreciated and special.


5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

6. Name half a dozen heroes or scholars whose stories have inspired you

Easier ,senangkan nak ingat...nama-nama tersebut.!!!!!!!!

The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money,......... or the most awards.
...................They are the ones that care.

Monday, May 22, 2006

SAMBUTAN HARI GURU......

memotong kek hari guru.....

menyampai ucapan....hari guru....





Sebagai YDP PIBG....saya di jemput utk merasmikan perayaan hari guru peringkat sekolah di Sekolah SK Dtk Traoh Kota Samarahan......

Semasa memberi ucapan.....saya telah memetik surat yang ditulis Abraham Lincoln kpd guru anaknya........

"He will have to learn...i know,that all men are not JUST..all men are not TRUE..
..but teach him also that for every SCOUNDREL..there is a HERO.
..that for every SELFISH POLITICIAN..there is DEDICATED LEADER...

Teach him that for every ENEMY there is a FRIEND....

It will take time,i know, but teach him if you can that A DOLLAR EARNED IS OF FAR MORE VALUE THAN FIVE EARNED...

Teach him to LEARN TO LOSE AND ALSO ENJOYED WINNING...

STEER HIM AWAY FROM ENVY...if you can teach him the SECRET OF QUIET LAUGHTER.

Let him learn early that BULLIES ARE EASIEST TO LICK.....

Teach him if you can, THE WONDER OF BOOKS..and also give him quite sometimes to PONDER THE ETERNAL MYSTERY OF THE BIRDS IN THE SKY,BEES IN THE SUN,FLOWERS ON THE GREENHILL SIDE.

In school,teach him that it is far more HONOURABLE TO FAIL than TO CHEAT..

Teach him to have FAITH in his own ideas..even if everyones tell him they are wrong.

Teach him to be GENTLE TO GENTLE PEOPLE....and TOUGH WITH TOUGH....

Try to give my son the STRENGTH not to follow the crowd when everyone is getting on the bandwagon...

Teach him to LISTEN to all men but teach him also to FILTER all he HEARS and SCREEN THE TRUTH and take only GOOD ONES ...

Teach him if you can, how to LAUGH when he is SAD..

Teach him there is no SHAME in tears

Teach him to SCOFF at CYNICS and beware of too much SWEETNESS..

Teach him to sell BRAWN AND BRAIN to the highest bidders but NEVER TO PUT PRICE TAG ON HIS HEART AND SOUL...

Teach him to close his ears to mo and STAND UP AND FIGHT if he thinks he is right...

Teach him GENTLY but do not CODDLE FINE STEEL..

Let him have COURAGE to be inpatient..

Let him have the PATIENCE to be BRAVE..

Teach him ALWAYS TO HAVE SUBLIME FAITH IN MANKIND...

THIS IA A BIG ORDER BUT SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO, HE IS SUCH A FINELITTLE FELLOW..MY SON....

..Farzana menyanyi...



Farzana menyanyi....sempena Hari Guru.....

...PILIHANRAYA...KWS MELAYU.....




(pilihan raya di Sarawak.....tak kelihatan pun poster pembangkang )



Pilihanraya utk Dewan Undangan Negeri Sarwak baru saja selesai......so masa utk para politikus utk muhasabah diri...tengok balik kat mana silap dan mencari ruang utk membaiki diri......yang pentingnya....menunaikan janji yang telah ditaburkan....NANTI KENA TANYA DI AKHIRAT.


Satu perkara yang menarik perhatian...ialah pengurangan majoriti dikawasan adun melayu....

...N4....Pantai Damai(Dr Rahman Junaidi).........majoriti 2164.......(3315(2001) )

...N5..Demak Laut(Dr Abg Draup).....majoriti 3605.....(3845 (2001) )

....N8..Satok (dtk Abg Jo)..majoriti 2798.....(2859(2001) )

...N7..Tupong (Dtk Daud)..majoriti 4572...(4834(2001) )

...N14..Asajaya(Karim hamzah)..majoriti (5063)..(3665(2001) )

.....N15...Muara Tuang ..(Dtk Sri Ali Mahmud)....majoriti 6327......(9708(2001) )

......N20 Sadong Jaya....(Dtk Wan Wahab)...majoriti 88........(2901)(2001)

......N21 simunjan (noordin)...majoriti 3350..1640(2001)

....N22 Sebuyau (Julaihi)...majoriti 2448...4126(2001)

.....N23 Lingga (simoi)...majoriti 1870...(new kwsan)

......N24...Beting Maro(Bolhasan Di)...majoriti 894..........3034(2001)

......N25...Saribas (Dr wahbi)....Majoriti 94.......2197(2001)..


PERSOALANNYA SEKARANG KENAPA MAJORITI DI KAWASAN MELAYU BERKURANGAN KECUALI DI ASAJAYA,SATOK DAN TUPONG....

Dalam pemerhatian saya beberapa faktor ....

1. Issue tanah.....
Di kawasan melayu...kebanyakan tanah telah di sukat oleh Land survey tetapi gran tanah belum diberi kpd pemilik.....

Pengambilan tanah oleh kerajaan...dibayar pampasan sangat minima.....

2.Calon...
Di akui bahawa org melayu sarawak sangat setia kpd pemimpin mereka dan sgt setia kpd Barisan nasional....tetapi antara sebab majoriti merudum adalah .....CALON itu sendiri.
Mereka inginkan calon BN yang baru,yang mesra rakyat,yang mudah senyum dan HUMBLE.

3.Selisih faham di Grassroot.
Dlm sebuah kampong...terdapat kumpulan yang tak NGAM sesama sendiri....siapa yang rapat dgn YB di musuhi...dan membalas dendam dgn Vote.

4.Money matter...
Di kalangan kontraktor di kawasan yang tak dapat projek...dia orang marah kat YB...kerana tak tolong.....so revenge lah.....

5.Kronisme....
Ada yang komplen...yb bagi projek kampung dgn suku sakat dia saja......

6.Tak turun padang...
Org kampung komplen...yb jarang dtg kampung....dekat election baru datang.....

Bagaimanapun issue nasional memang tak dapat mempengaruhi vote org Melayu Sarawak....Anwar Ibrahin dan Azizah sekalipun tak dapat mempengaruhi mereka.......
MASALAHNYA SEKARANG ADALAH ISSUE YANG BERSIFAT LOKAL.....SETEMPAT....

KALAU BN NAK MENANG LAGI ......SETTLEKAN ISSUE SETEMPAT INI........

Friday, May 19, 2006

..Law of attraction....


I begin to wonder how it relates to the Law of Attraction which says, ?..........You get what you focus on.?

If an individual feels important......................, he will naturally attract others who agree.
The more people surrounding him who agree, the more important he feels. ......

This leads to enhanced self-esteem, generated both internally and externally.

On the other hand, when an individual feels unimportant, he also attracts others who agree....... His desire to feel important becomes increasingly urgent as he notices that people are treating him as unimportant.


The more he focuses on being treated poorly, the stronger his urge for importance. This often turns into frustration and eventually anger.

The more he demands to be treated as important, the less people listen to him. It is a demonstration of the worst possible consequences of the Law of Attraction.


So my friends....... how do we make sure that our need to feel important is met?
....... Ironically, it's by treating others as important.

SO KEEP FOCUSING WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE............

Thursday, May 18, 2006

..YOU AND YOUR ENVIRONMENT.....


(PUBLIC TOILET ....KALAU CAM NI....BESTKAN)


Did you ever walk into TANDAS AWAM kat mana-mana tempat kat Malaysia ni.....apa komen anda?......ya...lah ...ada yang best ..ada yang so-so......dan ada yang terrruukk........but if you are so DESPERATE......You have to carry on...

DID YOU NOTICE SOMETHING?
.......by the time you habis melakukan business you ...or you left 5minutes later....it didnt smell quite so bad..kan?
.......What if you teraccidentally locked yourself in there for an hour?.......U MIGHT BE SAYING...."WHAT SMELL"

MORAL OF THE STORY.....WE GET USED TO OUR ENVIRONMENT.......


......live with miserable people...you become miserable....and you think it's normal...

......work with critical people....you become critical....and you think it 's normal.....

.....your friends tell lies..it worries you in the begining...eventually dan lama-lama you akan get used to people telling lies.......HANG OUT THEM LONG ENOUGH AND YOU WILL TELL SOME YOURSELF...

.......kalau berkawan dgn org kaki judi.....kaki perempuan.....mula-mula dapatlah menolak pelawaan utk join sama melakukan aktiviti tersebut....sekali dapat...dua kali dapat.....kali ketiga sentuh sikit je....ke empat.....mana tahan lagi....

so....my friends.....mix with happy and motivated people......u akan menjadi happy and motivated.... AND YOU THINK THAT IS NORMAL......

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

...anak di mata ku......



......anak-anak dimata ku........
Setiap orang akan merasa bahagia apabila dikurniakan anak.
Namun disebalik kebahagiaan ini tersimpan tanggungjawab yang

amat berat yang harus dipikul.

Anak amat bererti pada ibubapa, antaranya:
1. Anak sebagai rahmat Allah SWT........
2. Anak sebagai amanat Allah SWT........
3. Anak sebagai harta yang tergadai....(bila-bila masa Allah boleh ambil balik...)
4. Anak sebagai penguji keimanan dan kesabaran........
5. Anak sebagai alat untuk beramal.....(mengajar kita tentang kehidupan...)
6. Anak sebagai saham di akhirat.....(ingatkan...tiga perkara yang yang kekal bersama kita...dan anak yang solleh dan sollehah saja....)
7. Anak sebagai sumber kebahagiaan.....(renungkan muka anak kita masa mereka tidur...u can feel the love......)
8. Anak sebagai tempat bergantung di hari tua....(insyaAllah)
9. Anak sebagai penyambung cita-cita.....(menjadikan mereka dan kita dekat denganNya)
10. Anak sebagai makhluk yang wajib diberi pendidikan........
11.Anak sebagai pengikat kasihsayang antara suami dan isteri......(to love your kids....love your spouse....)

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

...happy birthday mami......and happy mother's day




Walaupun program sangat ketat for the past 1 week....saya mesti sediakan masa untuk celebrate Harijadi Mami...dan Mother's day......
Farzana dan Maizatul telipon 2 hingga 3 kali bertanya ...jadi tak makan dan celebrate kat luar.........
That's the way anak-anak nak tunjuk yang mereka sayang kat mami mereka......

....and they really enjoyed themselves....
....yang bestnya Mami dia org yang birthday dan mother's day...tapi mereka yang mintak hadiah utk dia org......

Monday, May 15, 2006

...doktor percuma.......






last saturday and sunday......pergi ke Sematan....sebuah pekan kecil di timur Sarawak bersama Kasuadi dan Teruna....Menjalankan program "doktor Percuma" anjuran Ikatan Graduan Melayu Sarawak.....
Letih tapi rasa satisfied bila berkhidmat dgn org kampung yang kebanyakannya nelayan dan petani.....

Booohooong......

we lie to get things we want.........., for personal gain.......... or to stay out of trouble.
We tell "white lies"(bohong sunat) to protect other's feelings,
.................. and then there are the pathological liars among us,.............. the people who feel compelled to lie no matter what..dan cakap bohong, org kata dah jadi darah daging......

So, with liars all around us (don't lie -- we ALL lie at one point or another, even those "little white lies" count), it's imperative to know the signs that someone may be lying to you.

Seven Common Signs of Lying

1. No eye contact.
Generally, if someone is lying they will not look you in the eye atau dia org suka pakai cermin mata gelap), at least during a certain part of the conversation.

Normally dan selalunya, people make eye contact for at least half of a conversation,........ so anything less than this could be suspicious.
Tapi hati-hati...dia dah jadi pembohong professional...... there are some people who will berusaha bersungguh....... to make eye contact with you even if they're lying........ simply to make you think they're not.


2. Change in voice.
A change in the pitch of a person's tone, or a lot of stammering (umm, ah),........ or throat clearing could indicate a lie.

3. Unusual body language.
If a person taps their foot a lot,
......fidgets with their hands,
........ raises their shoulders,
......... turns away from you
........... brings their hand to their face (to touch their chin or nose, etc.) -
in other words,........ if they act nervous or uncomfortable -- it could mean they're telling a lie. .
..........Also watch out for blushing (or becoming pale)............. and increased blinking.

4. Something sounds fishy.
Making statements that contradict each other,.........are inconsistent or.............. don't sound quite right are usually part of a lie.

5. Overly defensive.
Sometimes when a person is lying they will become extremely defensive,.......
........ refusing to answer any questions .................and even accusing you of lying.....
This may mean they have something to hide.

6. Changes subject easily.
If someone is lying and you change the subject(tukar topic selalu)....., chances are high that they'll go right along with it.
A person telling the truth, however, will likely ask why you changed the subject and want to go back to it.

7. Humor or sarcasm.
A guilty person will often try to change the subject using humor or sarcasm.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

...JENAMA NASIONAL.....

Orang tua-tua kat kampung...mempunyai jenama khas utk barang tertentu yang boleh kita labelkan sebagai jenama nasional....and semua kita akan faham apa yang dimaksudkan.....

1.Jenama ubat nasional utk sakit kepala...
......panadol...

2.Jenama ubat nasional utk kepala pusing,giddiness....
......minyak cap Kapak...

3.Jenama nasional utk sakit otot dan pinggang...
......Tiger balm...
......Minyak Gamat..(semua sakit sapu ngan minyak gamat)

4.Tong Sampah Nasional....
....Kat bandar...JalanRaya..
....kat kampung...sungai...(rumah atau kampung melayu kat sarawak kebanyakan tepi sungai)

5.Jamban Nasional...
...kat kampung(ada beberapa tempat)
1.tepi sungai....jamban gantung....bertenggek tepi perahu..
2.tepi jetti...dikampung kampung melayu di sarawak..
3.Tepi Pokok...Di akar pokok yang besar(org sarawak panggil BANIR)

6.Jenama nasional utk minyak rambut..
......brycream..

7.Jenama nasional utk ubat gigi..
.....Apa-apa jenis pun dipanggil...colgate..

8.Makanan nasional utk hari raya(kat Sarawak)..
....ketupat dan kari Ayam dan Rendang daging..

9.Minuman nasional utk hari raya(sarawak)
....minuman tin ...ini mesti berkarbanat...spt cola ,orange dsb....

10.Kuih nasional utk hari Raya...
.......Kuih lapis sarawak...kalau tak ada lima jenis...dia org cakap tak ada kuih!!!!

11.Sayur nasional utk kenduri (kahwin atau kenduri arwah)..
.....Umbut nyior....mesti campur dgn udang kering.....Seeedap mamat...
......atau kerabu umbut Nipah....lagi sedap....

12.Jenama ikan masin nasional...
.....ikan terubok masin...
....ikan gonjeng manis...(ikan bilis yang besar)
........kalau kat Saribas...ikan buntal masin....(ini seeedap lagi)

So many national things around us......susah nak ubah itu...dah menjadi culture......

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

...lagi alasan kebangsaan..national excuses....

Alasan-alasan yang selalu digunakan...bertaraf kebangsaan....semua org selalu guna...

1.Alasan lambat datang meeting.....atau lambat "punch card"
........traffic jam...
..........Tayar pancit...
..........hari hujan.

2.Alasan utk mendapat cuti sakit(mc)..
....cirit-birit,food poisoning..(doktor tahu you all tipu...)

3.Alasan orang perempuan utk dapat cuti sakit(mc)..
.....Sakit datang haid...(tak kan haid 2 ,3 kali sebulan)

4.Alasan utk rambut gugur..
....selalu makan mee segera..

5.Alasan tak hendak jawap telepon(bila tengok number Bini tertera d handfon)
...tengah meeting,tak boleh jwb phone
...."tepon I "silent"...tak dengar..
......Tepon tertinggal dalam kereta....

6.Alasan tak hendak pergi dgn kawan makan kat gerai atau kedai makan...sebab tak ada duit atau takut nak belanja orang lain....
......sorry...i tengah diet..
.....i masih kenyang..

7.Alasan diberi kalau org perempuan reject dia...
.....alaaa...aku bukan hendak sangat dia...
.....dia ingat dia lawa sangat ke...aku acah jee...

Brader...banyak lagi alasan-alasan yang diberi...kadang-kadang nampak sangat nak menipu...cerita dongeng dia org buat.....

National excuses utk menolak sex (perempuan)


Alasan -alasan yang selalu diberi isteri/perempuan utk menolak ajakan suami untuk melakukan sex.
(hasil pertanyaan dan borak-borak dgn kawan-kawan sambil pekena Tongkat Ali Tarik)

1."kepala berdenyutlah bang....pening kepala ni".....

2."Relax dulu bang....anak-anak belum tidur lagi"

3."Maid ada kat luar tu.....nanti dia dengar pulak ayang menjerit"

4."mak ada....(mak mentua kat rumah)"

5."sorry sayang....lupa makan pill"(pill perancang)

6."tengah subur ni.....karang menjadi pulak'

7."kalau u tak pakai kondom....tak nak main"

8."sorry sayang....esok ada appointment dgn doktor"

9."mengantuk lah"

10."perut i memulas dan rasa kembung..."

11."tak ada mood lah sayang"

12."sorry...make up belum dibersihkan..."

13."..belum bersih betul...masih ada darah sikit..."

14."belum dapat sembahyang lagi..."

DENGAN ALASAN TERSEBUT...TERPAKSALAH PARA MEMELUK BANTAl.....

Monday, May 08, 2006

.....KILL THE WEEDS....


When a Gardener plants grass and notices that weeds have sprouted amongst the good grass, s/he goes to work to kill the weeds.

They have to destroy the weeds or else it will destroy the good grass.

You must do the same. ……Destroy the weeds (negative thoughts) that are growing inside of you…….. before they kill off the good grass (positive thoughts).

Always be mindful of what you are thinking ……….and the affect that it will have on your life…………… When you notice a negative thought—kill it, before it kills you.

ACTION POINT:

Let’s do some spring cleaning this week.

Let’s become aware of thoughts that we have that are like weeds and can destroy our efforts to change our life.

Let’s pull out the weed wacker and the weed killer and destroy them whenever they rear their ugly heads.

This week, we will only have positive, life empowering thoughts that move us closer to our goals.

And we will destroy negative thoughts that hold us back. Can you do that for yourself this week?

Brother……. I know you can. Don’t try to do it—do it.

....it's about a little person.....


The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner. The baby was diagnosed with spina bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother's womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas, is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta. She knew of Dr. Bruner's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb. During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr. Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr. Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile. The photograph captures this amazing event with perfect clarity. The editors titled the picture, "Hand of Hope." The text explaining the picture begins, "The tiny hand of 21-week-old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Dr. Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life." Little Samuel's mother said they "wept for days" when they saw the picture. She said, "The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it's about a little person." Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful. Now see the actual picture, and it is awesome... incredible.... and hey, pass it on. The world needs to see this one!

Friday, May 05, 2006

judgement or forgiveness

BE IN JUDGMENT OR FORGIVENESS

In every situation.....dalam kehidupan seharian kita......, you may choose to judge who is right(siapa org baik ,alim atau pura-pura alim), who is wrong(siapa yg jahat ,tak hormat kat org...tak bertamadun)
........, what is good,........... and what is bad.

This is how we are taught. ........
......................The entire legal system is built upon placing blame and judgment.
........... Daily we are told on television who is good and who is bad....buka saja TV...banyak cerita-cerita atau drama-drama melayu yang mengajak dan mengajar kita tentang baik dan buruk...... ..... whom to praise and whom to hate.

The alternative is to choose discernment and forgiveness.
Yesssss, we must decide whom to work for........., whom to marry,....... whom to live with,..... and so forth.

But my friends........ appearances can be deceiving,kita mudah tertipu dgn rupa dan keadaan seseorang........

Discernment is a quiet feeling inside that tells you when it is safe to move toward a situation or person, or to move away.
It does not carry any judgement, just a sense of what is best in the present moment.

"Bad behavior" is often a cry for help. That one needs forgiveness,........ and the opportunity to make restitution.........., to become whole once again. .

Brader.......You can offer forgiveness without condoning an action, and staying with that one.

You can choose to forgive others because you realize that you are just forgiving an aspect of yourself.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

"Dengarlah"...bila anak-anak menangis.......



Mami nya merungut sambil memarahi angah dan farith....."sikit-sikit nak nangis...tak jumpa buku nangis...tak boleh buat homework nangis....cari dan cuba dulu...tak faham tanya..."

Yesss...sometime kita tak faham kenapa anak-anak menangis....dan boleh membuat kita tak tahan dan hilang kesabaran kita......
Anak kita menangis utk MELEGAKAN PERASAAN MEREKA....MELEPASKAN KERESAHAN....tetapi kadang-kadang cuma utk MENARIK PERHATIAN(attention's seeking behaviour)......dan yang bestnya dia org cuma hendakkan SOUND EFFECT nya jerr.

BAGAIMANAPUN DENGARILAH MEREKA......15-20 TAHUN DARI SEKARANG ANDA PULA AKAN MENANGIS APABILA RUMAH MULA SUNYI........
anak-anak pula sibuk mendengar tangisan anak mereka......

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Beyond comprehension.......


"Tak fahamlah....kenapa jadi macam ni"

"Dia org tak reti...tak faham...yang kita nak tolong dia org"

"Kita dah tolong tapi dia org ni tak reti nak berterimakasih...dan siap back stabbing pulak"

Ini adalah antara keluhan-keluhan yang sering kita dengar...yang selalu menjadi rungutan kawan-kawan....

Loook my friend......kita hanya a tiny complex human in a huge complex world.....it's all so unimagineably,fantastically strange that(u have to believe me) that we will never be able to understand everything.....yesss everything.Dan perkara ini applies at semua level in semua area of life........

Cuba tengok sekeliling kita.....there are likely to be a few things going on around you right now....that will and always remain just outside of your comprehension..betul tak????
Contoh.....
1........people will behave oddly.....and we wont understand...why.

2.......things will go atau jadi bagus,elok.....atau mejadi gagal..tak baik ,teruk and it wont make sense....dan kita tak faham dan tak tahu kenapa ia berlaku macam tu......

Just imagine....my friends...if you try to work it out.....and you drive yourself crazy...DAN YOU BOLEH JADI GILEEE BRADER.

Soooo......much better to just accept there is always stuff that we wont understand....and let it go at that......

bear in mind....
......people dont always make sense...
......life doesn't always make sense.....

LET IT GO...AND DISCOVER THE PEACE OF MIND THAT COMES WITH ...KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING...SOMETIMES IT JUST IS.......




Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Applause and appreciation.......


The issue of appreciation is abig one....major thing to some of us.
Ahhhh...many of us feel that we are taken for granted.......the people we serve dont appereciate us...so why should we give them the best?
The answer for that........we have our INTEGRITY and STANDARD......and my friend ..we derive MEANING and SATISFACTION from doing a great job......

Brader......it doesnt matter whether or not anybody knows or appreciates what we do......we still have to do what's right.Allah maha mengetahui......

......we still have to be the best......

...whatever we do...it is about us...not them......and the most important thing this is about how much we care....not how much they care.

Yesss....we all know.....the desire to be appreciated is normal......tapi....brader..it is hard to find meaning if one craves for APPLAUSE.

A person who craves fo applause will focus on getting it....instead of meeting the needs of others.

Plisss ingat selalu.......people DONT always REMEMBER TO APPLAUD.
And one more thing.......if you crave applause.your HAPPINESS will DEPEND ON THE WHIMS OF OTHERS.....

Dan sebaiknya.....THE MEANING AND SATISFACTION THAT YOU RECEIVE WHEN YOU HELP OTHERS WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS.....WHETHER OR NOT ANYBODY ELSE APPLAUD.......

Monday, May 01, 2006

What's count in life.......


It's not about how many friends you have......... Or how many people call you......
....... Or how accepted or unaccepted you are.
.........Not about if you have plans this weekend.
......... Or if you're alone. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have.
........... Or what kind of car you drive.
............... Or where you're sent to school.

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.
......... Or what clothes you wear,
............what shoes you have on,
.............. or what kind of music you listen to.
................ It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, brown, or green.
....................Or if your skin is too light or too dark.

It's not about what grades you get,
...............how smart you are,
............... how smart everyone else thinks you are,
...................or how smart standardized tests say you are.
.................Or if this teacher likes you,
.................or if this guy/girl likes you.
................It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper .....and seeing who will "accept the written you".

But life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you ma
ke happy or unhappy purposefully.
.........It's about keeping or betraying trust.
......... It's about friendship......, used as sanctity...... or as a weapon.
.......... It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
...........
About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
............
It's about what judgments you pass and why........ And who your judgments are spread to..

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could never occurred alone. Only you choose the way these hearts are affected and those choices are what life is all about.

lessons....read carefully n think about it......

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*


LESSON 2


Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.


"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*


LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA.

When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."


A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*



LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.


Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*




LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

kawan....sahabat(dari email seorang kawan...)

Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda yang bermaksud: Sesungguhnya perumpamaan sahabat yang baik dan sahabat yang jahat adalah seperti penjaja kesturi dan tukang hembus api. Penjaja kesturi mungkin akan memberikannya kepada atau kamu membeli darinya atau sekurang-kurangnya kamu dapati bauan yang harum. Dan tukang hembus api akan membakar kainmu atau kamu mendapati bau yang busuk. (Syaikhan)
Pengertian
Dalam hadis ini Rasulullah membuat perumpamaan berhubung dengan kawan atau sahabat yang baik sama seperti penjual bauan. Siapa yang datang kepadanya akan beroleh bauan tersebut, sama ada dibelinya atau diberinya percuma ataupun sekurang-kurangnya bauannya yang harum semerbak. Sedangkan kawan yang jahat akan membahayakan orang yang mendekatinya sekalipun dia tidak terlibat sama dalam kejahatan tetapi tidak terlepas dari tuduhan orang kepadanya.

Kesimpulan.......

Pandai-pandailah memilih sahabat........
....... berkawanlah dengan orang baik-baik yang dapat memandu ke arah kebaikan.
.........kawan ketawa tak susah utk dicari....memang dtg sendiri......teman menangis....susah nak cari brader.....