Cara mak kita mengajar........

Cara our mother mengajar kita....dalam menghadapi kehidupan....

1.My mother taught me about WISDOM.....
"Bila awak tu dah seperti emak(umur)......awak akan faham..."

2.My mother taught me about JUSTICE....
"Satu hari nanti awak akan ada anak sendiri....harap-harap jangan jadi macam awak..."

3.My mother taught me about GENETIC..
"awak ni sebijik macam abah awak....."

4.My mother taught me about BEAUTY..
"kalau nak jadi kacak...makan sayur banyak..."

5.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT....
"kalau awak tak makan....macam mana nak membesar..."

6.My mother taught me ANTICIPATION....
"..buat la..awak akan rasa dan tahu....bila sampai rumah nanti...."

7.My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"tunggu sampai rumah...."

8.My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE..
"kalau awak duduk atas bantal....nanti tumbuh bisul di punggung..."

9.My mother taught me about ENVY....
"Banyak kanak-kanak di dunia yang bernasib malang....kerana tak dapat IBUBAPA macam
awak ada..."

10.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION...
"jangan behave like your father.."

11.My mother taught me about the WEATHER.....
"Apa bilek dan katil awak ni macam kena puting beliong...."

12.My mother taught me about LOGIC...
"Sebab Mak cakap...dan Mak suruh awak..."

13.My mother taught me about to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE....
"kalau awak berdua nak bergaduh ke...gaduh kat luar..mak dah kemas bilik ini....."

14.My mother taught me about IRONY....
"nangis lah..nangis kuat-kuat..nanti mak buat awak nangis betul-betul..."

15.My mother taught me about CLEANLINESS...
"Daki belakang tengkuk dan telinga awak tu..cucikan..."

16.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY....
"Jangan mengada-ngada....,jangan nak menokoktambah cerita"

17.My mother taught me about RESPONSIBILITY.....
"lepas makan angkat pinggan sendiri..dan cuci pinggan..."