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Garbage truck..

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I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us . My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck." He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to ...

Malaysian quotes

MALAYSIAN QUOTES.... ..'ACT OF GOD' ..'CLOSE ONE EYE' ..'BEHAVING LIKE MONKEYS' ..'BIG FOOT' ..'BIG MONKEY' ..'BERUK' ..'POLITICAL PROSTITUTES' ..'GOBLOK' ..'BOCOR SETIAP BULAN' ..'SEMUA OK BOSS' ..'TOILETS ARE LIKE NEW BRIDES' ..'GAJAH SARKAS' ..'PKR-PROJEK KHINZIR RASAKSA' ..'BN-BABI NASIONAL ATAU BABI NEGARA' ..'DURI DALAM DAGING' ..'LOOK LIKE ME,TALK LIKE ME' ..'I DONT REMEMBER' ..'CORRECT,CORRECT,CORRECT' Ada lagi nak tambah kah?

..some people..very lucky.arh

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Dugaan pasang 4 Oleh Nasharuddin Muhammad dan Ahmad Rabiul Zulkifli am@hmetro.com.my KUALA TERENGGANU: Mahkamah Tinggi Syariah di sini, semalam, meminta pemandu lori, Mohamed Nor Awang, 57, yang memiliki tiga isteri mengemukakan saksi bagi menyokong keterangan diberikannya untuk berkahwin kali keempat. Hakim Shaikh Ahmad Ismail membuat keputusan itu selepas tidak berpuas hati dengan keterangan tambahan diberikan Mohamed Nor berhubung status kewangannya tanpa mengemukakan catatan lengkap pendapatan bulanannya serta alasan kukuh untuk berkahwin kali keempat selepas mempunyai tiga isteri. Menurut Shaikh Ahmad, persetujuan ketiga-tiga isteri pemohon yang bersetuju memberi kebenaran dan menyokong permohonan suami mereka bernikah lain serta pengakuan pemohon yang mendakwa mampu dari segi zahir dan batin belum memadai bagi mahkamah membuat keputusan untuk membenarkan permohonan itu. .....Nak Pasang lebih pun susah walaupun isteri-isteri dah setuju... Agak nya apa ilmu Encik Abang tu pakai...b...

Selamat Hari Guru.....

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Gambar bersama guru-guru dan classmate di Sek Men Sains Tuanku Syed Putra Perlis tahun 1975 hingga 1979. Pesan Allahyarham emak saya..kita mesti menghormati guru-guru kita...guru pengajian yang formal(sekolah) dan guru yang tak formal spt guru ngaji,guru mengajar sembahyang dan sebagai nya.Alasan yg di berikan supaya ilmu yg diberikan guru membawa keberkatan.Dan sentiasa mendoakan kesejahteraan mereka,Pesanan ini juga saya sampaikan pada anak-anak saya dan akan sentiasa meningatkan mereka. Saban tahun kita akan menyambut hariguru pada tarikh keramat ini 15 hb Mei. Bila sebut je hari guru teringat akan zaman persekolahan dulu di utara tanah air Perlis.Di sini lah pembentukan sahsiah terhadap diri ini...cikgu -cikgu SMSTSP telah menanam semangat juang,semangat berdikari,semangat setiakawan dan semangat nasioanlisme.TERIMA KASIH cikgu Abdul Rahim,Pak Ya,cikgu Mansoq,Cikgu Ishak,Cikgu Khalid Dan,Mr Chua dan ramai lagi yang tak dapat saya tuliskan disini.... SELAMAT HARI GURU....

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Hari Ibu di Damai Puri

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Farzana dan Maizatul telah mencadangkan supaya menyambut Hari Ibu di Damai Puri...dan mengesyorkan supaya mami mereka relax pada Hari Ibu.... ..Seronok mandi laut dan kolam di Damai Puri

There is a rose

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A man planted a rose and watered it faithfully and before it blossomed, he examined it. He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he stopped watering the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom...it died. So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects....... We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential. Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them..... This is one of the characte...

printer rosak

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A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........; P

..Kejamnya

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PEMBUNUHAN KEJAM: Seorang penduduk menunjukkan mayat empat beradik warga Palestin yang menjadi mangsa kekejaman Israel di Beit Hanoun, GAZA: Lima beranak Palestin, iaitu empat kanak-kanak berusia setahun hingga 5 tahun dan ibu mereka mati dibunuh tentera Israel yang membedil sebuah rumah ketika keluarga berkenaan sedang bersarapan dalam keganasan terbaru rejim Zionis di Semenanjung Gaza, semalam. Seorang pejuang Palestin turut mati dalam operasi rejim Zionis berkenaan. Kanak-kanak itu � Mussab Abu Maateq, setahun; Hana Abu Maateq, 3; Rudeina Abu Maateq, 4 dan Saleh Abu Maateq, 5, mati bersama ibu mereka apabila rumah mereka dibedil kereta kebal Israel di di Beit Hanoun, kata doktor di Hospital Kamal Radwan. Ini menjadikan seramai 443 orang, kebanyakannya rakyat Palestin, mati sejak Israel dan Palestin melancarkan semula rundingan damai dianjurkan Amerika Syarikat, November lalu. ..Apa dosa anak-anak itu? ......Bila lagi tanah Palestin akan aman...? Mana Negara-negara...

tips untuk jantung...

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timbalan speaker

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Kuala Lumpur 28 April - Ahli Parlimen Barisan Nasional (BN) Datuk Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar dan Datuk Ronald Kiandee dipilih sebagai Timbalan Yang Dipertua Dewan Rakyat bagi proses pengundian hari ini. Ahli Parlimen Santubong dan Beluran itu menewaskan satu lagi calon daripada DAP Dr. Tan Seng Giaw yang merupakan ahli Parlimen Kepong. Jumlah undi yang diperolehi oleh Junaidi ialah 157, Ronald (140) dan Seng Giaw (81). - Utusan "ale..nak pujuk YB PBB Sarawak..Dia Orang lantik Dtk Wan Junaidi jadi Timbalan Speaker...sama jugak dgn yb dari Sabah tu" kata kawan saya petang tadi... Tapi tengoklah dari segi positif at least ada juga timbalan speaker dari Sarawak,sebelum ini mana ada... Paklah datang Sarawak ..negotiate dapat lah timbalan speaker. Tahniah kepada Dtk Wan Junaidi atas lantikan ini...orang Sebuyau bangga kerana anak sebuyau dapat jadi Timbalan Speaker.

Apa dah jadi dengan Football Sarawak

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....bolasepak sarawak tak seteguh Fort Magherita........ KUCHING: At least five players from the Sarawak football team and an ex-national player were detained yesterday while several others from Malaysian Super League (MSL) teams are under investigation in a second wave of operations against match-fixing. The six were picked up by Anti-Corruption Agency officers yesterday evening and were believed to be held overnight at a police lock-up. Investigations are now focused on the Sarawak and Police football association teams. Sources disclose that the ACA is investigating if the ex-national player is a runner for a bookie. Aduhai....Apa dah jadi dgn Persatuan BolaSepak Sarawak... Pehak Fas mesti membuat satu reformasi dalam pentadbiran dan pengurusan Bolasepak negeri Sarawak....Dimana silapnya? Rasuah bolasepak....kawan saya cakap kecik je tu..! Ada rasuah yang lebih besar yang perlu di ambil perhatian oleh BPr di Sarawak. Saya memberitahu kwn saya tu...di Sarawak ini tak ada kes Rasuah me...

SIGNS OF HAPPINESS

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Kita kongsi bersama email yang saya terima dari seorang kawan...semuga ianya dapat memberi menafaat kepada kita ...... SIGNS OF HAPPINESS There was a young couple who led a very happy life together. The only thing that they worried about was, whether their happiness would last forever or would they too would have to face problems. One day, they heard that a wise old man had come to town; he could solve all kinds of problems and guide people. So the couple decided to visit the wise old man and tell him their source of worry. The wise old man told them; "Travel around the world and seek a man and a woman who are perfectly happy as a couple. When you find such a couple, ask them for a piece of cloth from the man's shirt, then keep that piece of cloth with you, and you always remain happy." The young couple began their journey, to find the happiest couple in their world. In one place they heard that the governor and his wife were the happiest people, so they went to their pal...

sehari di kem ibadah dgn remaja .

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Gambar sehari bersama remaja di kem ibadah di surau Taman Samarindah Kota Samarahan pada hari Sabtu yang lalu 19 april.

Tiada Menteri Melayu dari Sarawak.

Melepas lagilah MP Sarawak...nak jadi Menteri. Ingatkan bila Paklah dah jumpa MP-MP dari Sarawak hari tu...akan ada menteri MELAYU dari Sarawak. Apa sebenarnya berlaku? Sarawak menyumbang 30 kerusi drp 31 kerusi MP.Dan PBB memberi seratus peratus kerusi yang di pertandingkan. Kalau dulu kita ada at least seorang Menteri Melayu..dulu kita DR SULAIMAN,Dtk Abg Abu Bakar,Dtk Adenan Satem....sekarang zero. ..Dah menang banyak kerusi pun macam tak dipandang oleh Kuala Lumpur... "Kekosongan tiga jawatan Timbalan Menteri ekoran penolakan perlantikan oleh dua calon dan perletakkan jawatan Datuk Ghafur Salleh sebelum ini, diisi dengan menyaksikan dua Ahli Parlimen dari Sabah dan seorang Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) Pahang, dilantik mengisi kekosongan tersebut. Mereka ialah Ahli Parlimen Kudat, Datuk Abdul Rahim Bakri yang dilantik sebagai Timbalan Menteri Luar, Ahli Parlimen Beaufort, Datuk Seri Panglima Lajim Ukin sebagai Timbalan Menteri Pengangkutan dan ADUN Muadzam Shah, Datuk Mazn...

Check mata....

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Kalau lama sangat depan komputer...sila check mata anda...

Khemah Ibadat Hikmah utk pelajar sekolah ..

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Di sekitar khemah ibadat anjuran Hikmah Kota Samarahan dgn kerjasama SMK Kota Samarahan......

Jealous?

Do You Ever Feel Jealous?Pernah tak rasa cemburu dgn isteri atau suami anda? Ada orang mengatakan jealous atau cemburu tandanya "SAYANG"...tapi cemburu yang macam mana? No one likes being jealous. You're afraid you might replaced or you might lose a relationship. You feel insecure. Jealousy creates anxiety, anger, loneliness, hate and fear. .....Jealous people do not think clearly................They can even act a little insane. Ada yang merasa rendah diri...dan menyalahkan diri sendiri. What causes jealousy? "Jealousy is the largest factor in breaking up marriages. Jealousy comes about because of the insecurity of the jealous person and the jealousy may or may not have foundation. This person is afraid of hidden communication lines and will do anything to try to uncover them." - L. Ron Hubbard How to Dissolve Jealousy "Communication is the root of marital success from which a strong union can grow, and non-communication is the rock on which the ship will...

Meritrocracy...

"Meritrocracy...hanya akan berjaya jika semua kaum dan semua pehak berada dalam kelas dan level yang sama...dan semua pehak mampu untuk masuk dalam semua perlumbaan dan pertandingan...otherwise ia nya merupakan satu penganiayaan(oppression) dan (marginalisation) dan sesuatu ketidakadilan..(injustice)... What say U ? Do you believe in total meritrocracy? Ini merupakan sms yang saya hantar kepada kawan-kawan dari bekas2 YB ,pehak BN dan Pehak BR... Respon yang diterima..... !.M.Sariff.."A discussion of this nature must put all elements in perspective and must not exclude history.Malaysia has been colonised for about 500 years by portugese,dutch,britain.Along the they brought in immigrants for political and economic purposes to strengthened thier rule by undermining pribumis claim for power and share the wealth.The DEB is formulated to counter the imbalance.The initial objective though not fully met,has brought noticeable results.Our generation is proof of that. In my opinion,t...

..dah 15 tahun...

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Pejam celik-pejam celik..tak terasa dah 15 tahun berkahwin.. Looking back...banyak kenangan manis..ada yang masam,ada yang pahit dan ada yang sweet sour dalam mengharungi kehidupan suami isteri. ..tapi itulah hakikatnya kehidupan... Dalam tempoh 15 tahun..syukur alhamdullilah ,dikurniakan 3 cahayamata yang cute.. Semuga jodoh ini hingga akhir hayat..(maminya akan merungut kalau ada yang kata sehingga keanak cucu..ha ha..dia nak ke akhir hayat tak nak setakat dapat cucu je jodoh tu..)