bocor..

(cerita P Ramlee memang best)



Sekarang ni ramai Pelawak kat Malaysia.....tak payah Astro nak program Raja Lawak sebab kat Parlimen kita ada ramai pelawak.....
Sampai "bocor" Leakage" pun nak di buat lawak....(tak gelak pun)..

...Tak sangka banyak masalah bangunan-bangunan yang di buat dgn harga berjuta-juta ringgit tu ya...

Dulu kita dengar problem pembinan Hospital kat Johor..then Alor Star...pas tu bangunan kat PutraJaya dan sekarang bangunan Parliman pulak.....

Depa meeting macam ni kot:

When the hospital Board of Directors asked a panel of doctors to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and
the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,

and the Obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;

the Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body,”

while the Paediatricians said, “Grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow;

the Plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter”.

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some arsehole.