Pisang kah atau tofu
Singapore’s Society for Men’s Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd).
Just couldn't imagine macamana Dr TA ambil history daripada patient.Dr TA: Encik macam mana....ada serupa Buah Pisang ka? Pisang di kupas? atau sama itu Tofu?
Mr D: Tak tau inncik..apa itu..dia punya rasa ka?Mana ada sendiri rasa punya?
Dr TA: Ayo yo! Bukan dia punya rasa...dia punya kiiirraass juga!
Mr D: Itu macam ka...ada rupa itu To Fu jugakk!
Reported on Elixir News:
Pfizer has unveiled a new erection hardness tool which will enable men to take more control of their erectile dysfunction (ED) management and measure the success of their treatment. This new tool is based on a 4-point scale which identifies grade four erections as the optimal treatment goal for men with erectile dysfunction.
The launch of the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) tool follows a new global consensus, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which highlights optimal erection hardness as the key objective factor for determining better sex.
The EHS was also launched in Malaysia recently. The Pfizer Global Better Sex Survey showed that 35 percent of the Malaysian respondents were found to have moderate ED and another 11 percent with severe ED.
For simplicity and ease of use, the EHS tool is based on a straightforward 1 to 4 scale. Patients are merely asked to assess their level of hardness based on the following:
• EHS 1 = Penis is larger but not hard
• EHS 2 = Penis is hard, but not hard enough for penetration
• EHS 3 = Penis is hard enough for penetration but not completely hard
• EHS 4 = Penis is completely hard and fully rigid
sebabnya doktor memang kaki makan........
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DrTA: Encik apa macam encik punya?
MrD: saya punya tadak potong juga.Ada rasa mau potong tapi hati ada takut juga la sir
DrTA: Buka potong tadak potong la..itu kiiras apa macam? Itu timun ka?Pisang ka? Tofu Ka?
MrD: saya timun tarak makan juga ..banyak sijuk . Itu pisang pun tarak makan ,itu saya ada kincin manis juga. Itu tofu apa? Itu kungfu punya kawan ka sir?
DrTA:( dalam hati: apa la mamat ni..lain aku tanya lain dia jawab).Aneyy..itu tofu makanan juga la.Itu lumbut2 juga macam itu jeli la.Tapi kalu mao itu praktis kungfu juga ada boleh la.
MrD: Oooo...itu macam ka sirr...Saya itu kiiras ada bagus macam itu batu juga.Tapi saya bini ada cakap saya punya itu macam jeli juga.Ayoyo..apa pasal dia itu macam juga cakap? Banyak maloo saya wooo..Itu worang melayu ada makan itu tongkat Ali juga. Saya cari tongkat Samy Vellu tapi tarak jual la sirr....
DrTA: Tarak papa aneyy...saya ubat ada boleh kasi tolong juga sama aneyy...