BALLS...AND GUTS...
Dulu kat Ibnu Sinna...geng Musa J ,John weng....selalu cakap"u got no BALLS'...or "no guts lah u ni".....ini u all selalu cakap selepas kita orang takut menerima cabaran mengorat minah cantik....macam mana nak ngorat.. kita ni..hensem tarak...harap dgn manis dan budi bahasa je...he he he..
Tokasid selalu cakap..."kalau setakat "hello"...Lionel Richie pun boleh...
We have heard about ada orang having guts or balls.......
Tapi do you really know the difference between them?
GUTS....Is arriving home late after a night out.....being met by your wife depan pintu with a broom.....having the GUTS to ask ..."hi...tak tidor lagi...masih menyapu sampah...or are flying somewhere?"
BALLS.....is coming home late after a night out...pergi Dangdut.....smelling of perfume and beer...lipstick kat collar baju...siap slap pungkok bini and having the BALLS to say:" you are next.....and how much?'
I hope this clears up confusion mengenai definasi guts and balls.....
MEDICALLY SPEAKING...THE PROGNOSIS IS BAD...BOTH ULTIMATELY RESULT IN DEATH ATAU KENA POTONG KASI KAT ANJING...HE HE HE
Tokasid selalu cakap..."kalau setakat "hello"...Lionel Richie pun boleh...
We have heard about ada orang having guts or balls.......
Tapi do you really know the difference between them?
GUTS....Is arriving home late after a night out.....being met by your wife depan pintu with a broom.....having the GUTS to ask ..."hi...tak tidor lagi...masih menyapu sampah...or are flying somewhere?"
BALLS.....is coming home late after a night out...pergi Dangdut.....smelling of perfume and beer...lipstick kat collar baju...siap slap pungkok bini and having the BALLS to say:" you are next.....and how much?'
I hope this clears up confusion mengenai definasi guts and balls.....
MEDICALLY SPEAKING...THE PROGNOSIS IS BAD...BOTH ULTIMATELY RESULT IN DEATH ATAU KENA POTONG KASI KAT ANJING...HE HE HE
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Hahaha...aku ingat lagi zaman tu. MJ dgn suara besar dia tu selalu nak pekena hang bila makwe lalu hampir2 kita.Kadang2 dia cakap kuat2: Dik..dik...ni abang gemok(refering to you la) ni syok kat adik"
Then he will say to you: ooii..hang takdak teloq ka?,followed by laughter.
Yang "Hello" Lionel Ritchie tu Anu yang start. Dia kalu nak usik anak dara orang akan kata:"..helloo..is it me you're looking for?" atau " Hello..lionel ritchie".
Tapi hang memang sah takut nak ngorat dulu.La ni aku tak tau la pulak.
(Hang ingat dak kat bilik hang lepas main rugby,nak masuk magrib budak2 tabligh mai bilik hang...hang pakai apa? Heh3..)
Yang pi ketuk bilik aku dulu dr sam dgn mamat junior tu...dulu dia m.o kat sarawak kejap..dia jumpa aku dia cakap aku cenge dan brutal dan garang masa tu...(ye ke? )
I think the difference is:
No Guts no Glory
No Balls no Baby......
hhehehehe
Perantau Vaie di UAE
One thing I remember the banter between you and Musa as Musa used to kutuk kau habis2 and you would comment about Musa's receeding hairline on his afro hair.
You said,"Engkau ni Musa dahi dah luas macam pantai air surut ,nun jauh cuma rambut afro engkau macam ombak sekali sekala menutup pantai" pah tu You would put your hand on your head with fingers jutting out at front of forehead making it look like a wave....i would have died laughing...I didnt realise how cruel John Weng was to you,i am sure he would apologise to you profusely now!
I heard he is a change man now!!
..sweet memories...that John Weng memang macam tu...nanti i paksa dia belanja makan roti canai kerinchi....