...speak english....
Sarawak woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English..Dia tak bersekolah ,duduk di ulu….., but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
………… She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken……….. and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message…………………., and gave her the chicken legs.
Pada keesokan harinya……, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!
The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy SAUSAGES………... Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then, scroll down.)
What in the world were you thinking?U all memang otak blue…….
Hellooooooo.brader…….. ...her husband speaks English!
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