Guts...

This is GUTS..

Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers of UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia.

The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!".
The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".
The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his
soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said
"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".
The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself ! @#*&%F!........
The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"

Comments

Fauziah Ismail said…
Salam Mokk
In reality, the Singapore portion of the story (talking back to the superior) will not happen there, here or anywhere.
We don't take unnecessary risks especially something that could affect our bread and butter.
mokk said…
Salam Fauziah...

You are right Fauziah...Siapa berani cakap macam tu dgn Boss...

Kalau betul lah ada..kerja hilang..siap ISA lagi LOL !
tokasid said…
Salam mamat:

Kalau PM Malaysia ada sama dia akan suruh sesapa pegawai tinggi kerejaan yg ada situ utk terjun dan berenang. keliling kapal.

Pegawai 1: Err...YAB, saya sebenarnya dah lama tak berenang ni...

Pegawai 2: Saya rasa kita privatise kan saja, minta samada org Bangla ke,Vietnam ka atau Nepal ke utk berenang bagi pihak kita. Saya boleh sediakan kontrak.

Pegawai 3: Kalau saya berenang,nanti saya akan dapat apa YAB? Tanah?Kereta? Datukship?

Pegawai 4: Sebagai rakyat setia, saya akan berenang di belakang YAB.

Pegawai 5: Saya rasa kita panggil mana-mana Mat Rempit utk berenang.Mereka tu berani mati YAB.

Pegawai 6:Tak boleh tangguh ke nak berenang ni? Kejap lagi ada Akademi Fantasia le YAB.

Pegawai 7:Kojo bodo ni YAB nak suruh saya buat? Gilo apo?

Pegawai 8: saya akan berenang dgn syarat YAB tak tidor masa saya berenang.
mokk said…
Salam Mamat..

Thats a good one.. mamat..

Exactly apa yang berlaku di sekeliling kita...kalau buat sesuatu ..dia mesti hendakan return utk diri sendiri...self interest mamat..utk perut sendiri.....

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