ni nak molah.....

Kepada Kawan-kawan yang beragama Kristian ,saya sekeluarga mengucapkan...Merry Christmas dan Happy New Year.

Semalam Angah marah-marah dan merajuk bila nama nya tak tersenarai untuk memasuki Sekolah Berasrama Penuh/ sekolah Sains Kuching..Lebih menyedih bila kawan rapatnya dapat memasuki sekolah Sains. Di Sarawak ada 2 buah sahaja SBP..satu di Kuching dan satu lagi di Miri... Ini memang tak mencukupi utk negeri Sarawak..ini belum mengambil kira faktor geografi lagi... Mrsm hanya ada sebuah di Kuching dan di Betong(akan dibuka next year) Buat Farzana...sabar ..ada hikmahnya tak dapat Sekolah Sains...bestnya Abah akan hantar Angah tiap-tiap pagi ke Sekolah...tak payah duduk Asrama.

Perahu Penambang ini digunakan oleh penduduk di kampung-kampung Melayu di Bandar Kuching utk menyemberang Sungai Sarawak. Kebanyakan Penambang-penambang ini berasal dari Daerah Kota Samarahan...

...River Cruising...berhadapan dgn Fort Magherita..Astana The White's Rajah

......Bangunan Dewan Undangan Negeri Sarawak yang baru.....di Waterfront Kuching

..Berjinak dgn fotogafi.....

Analisis Kesuburan Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk membuat analisis kesuburan dan jumlah kandungan sperma yang ada dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan sebuah botol lalu berkata, "Pakcik ambil botol nie, esok datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani pakcik kat dalam botol nie ye." Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua datang kembali bersama botol yang diberikan oleh doktor itu semalam. Tapi doktor tu tengok takde apa pun yang terisi kat dalam botol tu, kosong jer. Doktor tu bertanya ler kat orang tua tu, "Apsal pakcik tak isi contoh air mani pakcik dalam botol nie??". Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab,.... "Tuan doktor, ceritanya begini, pada mulanya tu, saya guna tangan kanan saya, tapi tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya gunakan plak tangan kiri, pun tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong. Isteri saya guna tangan kanan pun tak dapat, tangan kiri pun tak dapat.......

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the fourth son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted. The second son said, no, that it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. It was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them. He said it was ripe and drooping with fruit - full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told them that you cannot judge...

A refresher and Reminder utk golongan veteran macam kita ini...ha ha ,ingatan dan email dari kawan nun di Malaya... Incredible Secrets of Sexy Couples -- If you listen to the media, you'd think that committed couples have the worst time having great sex. But it just isn't true--not for every couple. Some couples understand how passionate sex happens. Read on to discover just some of the secrets they can teach you about great sex: 1 . Never make your bedroom into a stage. Making love is not a performance, it's an experience to be enjoyed like painting a picture or listening to a piece of music. 2 . Never make your partner into a critic. If you think that your partner is judging the way in which you make love, you're going to freeze up and stop enjoying yourself. Get into lovemaking and enjoy yourself without worrying so much about your partner. 3 . Stop spectatoring. What is spectatoring? It's watching your own performance while you make love. If you remember "...

"People, when dealing with outsiders, always carry or present themselves in a kind and harmonious manner. But, when facing their own closest family members, it could end up in quarrels and hurting each other, often over small little things". You have no qualms about showing your anger to your beloved ones and family members. But would you also show your anger to your superior or your bosses? Human beings may possess high E.Q while away from home, but at home their E.Q becomes low. This is not exaggeration. Be more patient and show endurance to your family members! Otherwise you will not be happy as well. Fikirkan lah....

LIE DETECTOR>>(got this from kawan lama dari Perlis) John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you so late getting home?' they asked. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project' said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. 'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments. ' answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tomm...

Three kinds of hearts ( diterima dari kawan yg prihatin ,utk kita kongsi bersama) THE Prophet (peace be upon him) also classified people into three groups based on their response to his Message and Guidance. He said: "An example of the guidance and knowledge with which Allah has sent me is that of a rain that falls on different kinds of land: – One land is good; it accepts water and produces vegetation and grass in plenty. – Another land is dry with a solid bed that reserves water so that people can drink and irrigate with it. – The third kind is a porous land that can neither retain water nor produce vegetation. This is an example of those who acquire the knowledge of the Deen and benefit from that with which Allah sent me, and of those who do not take heed and who insist on rejecting Allah's Guidance." – (Bukhari and Muslim) The Messenger (peace be upon him) likens the knowledge (with which he came) to rain, because both are causes of life. Rain ...

Merasmikan majlis Hari Penyampaian Sijil dan Hadiah Tadika Hikmah Serian gambar bersama anak-anak Harakah Islamiah Sarawak(hikmah)

PUTRAJAYA 13 Nov. - Seramai 46,641 atau 9.2 peratus daripada 518,616 calon Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) tahun ini memperoleh gred A dalam semua mata pelajaran yang diambil. Ketua Pengarah Pelajaran, Datuk Alimudin Mohd. Dom berkata, keputusan tersebut adalah lebih baik berbanding purata 7.8 peratus yang mencapai keputusan yang sama untuk tempoh lima tahun sebelumnya. Beliau berkata, Gred Purata Kebangsaan (GPK) untuk tahun ini juga bertambah baik pada pointer 2.36 berbanding purata 2.39 untuk tempoh lima tahun lepas. ``Pencapaian keseluruhan UPSR tahun ini adalah lebih baik daripada lima tahun sebelumnya dengan 46,641 (9.2 peratus) calon mendapat A dalam semua mata pelajaran manakala 317,404 calon (62.7 peratus) mendapat minimum gred C dalam semua mata pelajaran. ``Seramai 488,567 calon atau 96.3 peratus daripada jumlah calon telah mencapai tahap literasi yang dikehendaki berbanding purata 95.7 peratus untuk lima tahun lalu,'' katanya pada sidang akhbar di sini hari i...

penis and testis Rusa... ..Ada yang beranggapkan dengan makan "penis dan testis Rusa" seperti diatas boleh menguatkan tenaga batin dan mengeraskan yang lemah dan ada yang claim boleh mengubat sakit asthma... Tak tau lah macam mana dia orang dapat kesimpulan macam ini...dari segi saintifiknya memang tidak ada bukti yang menyokong dakwaan mereka ini. Tapi kalau buat sup..memang sedap...Boleh cuba..tapi ada kawan cakap buat Tom yam lagi sedap...

WASHINGTON (AP): Barack Obama was elected the nation's first black president Tuesday night in a historic triumph that overcame racial barriers as old as America itself. The son of a black father from Kenya and a white mother from Kansas, the Democratic senator from Illinois sealed his victory by defeating Republican Sen. John McCain in a string of wins in hard-fought battleground states - Ohio, Florida, Virginia and Iowa. A huge crowd in Grant Park in Chicago erupted in jubilation at the news of Obama's victory. Some wept.McCain called to concede defeat - and the end of his own 10-year quest for the White House. Obama and his running mate, Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, will take their oaths of office as president and vice president on Jan. 20, 2009. Semua orang sekarang bercakap tentang Obama ,orang kulit hitam pertama menjadi Presiden Negara paling powerful di dunia. Bagaimana agaknya polisi Amerika terhadap: 1. Masalah Palestin dan Israel 2. Polisi Amerika di Iraq..adakah Am...

PULAU PINANG 4 Nov. – Ahli Exco Gabungan Graduan Melayu Muda (GGMM), Nik Rizman Sapian hari ini memfailkan saman terhadap kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang berhubung tindakannya meluluskan permohonan Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang (MPPP) memasang papan tanda pelbagai bahasa di kawasan tapak warisan di Georgetown.... Agaknya apa sebab dia orang saman Kerajaan Negeri Pulau Pinang? Mereka harus juga menyaman kerajaan pusat kerana menamakan jalan di Putra Jaya ..Precint, Boulevard dan sebagainya dan menamakan aiport Kuala Lumpur International Airport(klia)..KLCC. Menamakan bangunan "palace of justice" dan bangunan yang sewaktu dengan nya. Di Sarawak..menghairankan kenapa Taman Perumahan tidak melambangkan kita berada di Malaysia..kita akan jumpa Taman Heng Guan,Taman seng goon, Taman Yap, Taman Mei Ling.Begitu juga dgn nama jalan raya .. Nama-nama bangunan di Sarawak..tidak melambangkan keMalaysian.. Kalau kita sebagai Rakyat Malaysia tak mendaulatkan Bahasa Malaysia,Siapa Lagi? Kan ...

"semua dia hendak ambik"...ini adalah kata-kata rakyat biasa,golongan Marhaen apabila melihat ketua mereka dan pemimpin mereka menyapu semua kontrak-kontrak,menyapu habis hasil bumi,hutan,tanah dan sebagainya...mereka hanya dapat melihat dan menyumpah di dalam hati mereka... Ada yang berkata...mereka boleh mengubah keadaan melalui proses pilihanraya tapi mereka telah ditanam perasaan "fear" utk berubah... Orang-orang ini terlalu naif...mudah di pujuk dan akan termakan janji-janji manis para politikus..mereka dijanjikan akan diberi kemudahan infrastuktur,tanah NCR mereka akan di beri gran tanah, mereka akan dapat bonus beribu-ribu dari ladang kelapa sawit di atas tanah NCR. Tapi org yang di zalimi..Doa mereka mustajab.. Orang yang tamak,untungnya sekejap je...AKHIR NANTI....rugi..(kan itu hak rakyat ,hak org org lain) Ada yang argue..dia org akan meng"legalised"kan nya...betul!!! memang di dunia mereka dapat buat undang-undang utk menglegalisedkan nya..tap...

Saudara kita dari kaum Bidayuh memperdengarkan Bacaan Al Quran Gerai-gerai makanan .... Ini merupakan salah satu hidangan oleh Saudara Kita kaum Bidayuh..Nasi pulut di simpan dalam bunga Periuk Kera... Ramah Tamah AidilFitri Hikmah dijalankan semalam di Perkampungan Saudara Kita di Tebedu. Ramahtamah telah di rasmikan oleh Tan Sri Dtk Amar Hj Aziz Hussin. Meriah dan seronok dapat bergaul dgn mereka ini. InsyaAllah kita akan memperbanyakkan program,majlis ilmu. Seorg telah menyatakan mereka perlu Daie Wanita utk memudahkan dakwah dikalangan kaum ibu disini.

Poligami panjang umur Tenaga batin lelaki antara faktor kajian di 140 negara LONDON: Satu kajian terbaru mendakwa amalan beristeri ramai atau poligami boleh memanjangkan usia lelaki yang mengamalkannya. Penyelidik Universiti Sheffield, Virpi Lummaa. berkata kajian terbabit melihat perbezaan sosio ekonomi membabitkan lelaki berusia lebih 60 tahun dari 140 negara. Apa didapati, lelaki yang mengamalkan poligami terbukti mempunyai usia purata 12 peratus lebih panjang, berbanding lelaki di 49 negara yang kebanyakannya hanya berkahwin sekali. "Hasil kajian itu berkemungkinan menjawab teka-teki biologi manusia. Bagaimanakah manusia mampu panjang umur dan persoalan itu ternyata wajar apabila melihat wanita yang boleh hidup melewati tempoh selepas menopaus. "Ini dikenali sebagai 'kesan nenek' yang mana bagi setiap 10 tahun seorang wanita mampu hidup melewati menopaus, dia mendapat dua cucu baru. "Keadaan sebaliknya bagi lelaki kerana tenaga batin mereka masih berfungsi me...

senyum...jgn control ayu atau control macho The 11th Husband.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three yea...

senja di Sungai Sarawak....

kita kongsi bersama ..email dari seorang kawan.. Kamu sembahyang lima waktu tetapi...... kamu hanya ingat pada Allah hanya lima waktu itu saja dan pada masa lainnya kamu lupa padaNya.Jika sembahyangmu 10 minit , cuma 10 minit itu saja ingatanmu padaNya.Mungkin dalam 10 minit itu pun kamu ingat selain daripadaNya. Kamu sembahyang lima waktu tetapi.. .. kamu tidak bersyukur padanya..... .kamu pada dahulunya amat susah.Allah yang memberi rezeki kepadamu , dengan rezeki itu kamu dapat menampung keluargamu , membeli rumah , kereta dan sebagainya.. .....tetapi hatimu masih belum puas , kamu masih tamakkan harta dunia dan masih anggap dirimu serba kekurangan. Kamu sembahyang lima waktu tetapi.... kamu masih menggunakan perkataan yang kesat kepada teman teman mu , menyakiti hati mereka , menghina keturunan dan bangsa mereka seolah olah keturunan dan bangsa kamu saja yang baik baik sedangkan kamu sendiri tidak tahu tempatmu lagi di mahsyar nanti. Kamu sembahyang lima waktu tetapi.... kamu m...

I send this sms to my friends..to get their views on… “PM said in NST ;’ A new generation of young,well educated and better informed Malaysian has emerged.People are not stupid,so BN must learn to explain its policies better.The most important is recognizing this development” ..BN in Sarawak should look into this seriously…look at Samarahan,Asajaya,Sadong Jaya,Sebuyau…..most of the youngs and graduates are neglected in Politic Organisations at the Rantings and Cawangans Level. What say you? Feedbacks: Ahmad: When you talk about asajaya,sebuyau,simunjan,u must be talking about PBB….Yes, I agreed the lack of talents at the cawangan level. At the kampong..most malay graduates are teachers.Most of them not working in their kampong and they cannot involved in politics. When you tak ada orang yang talented di cawangan…bagaimana nak explain polisi kerajaan dgn baik… En K:. .amend the GO clauses that blocked the A group from being active in politics. En M:. .3 eras of/past pattern of autocrati...

Datuk Shahrukh Khan... Melaka anugerah Datuk kepada Shah Rukh Khan 10/10/2008 5:17pm MELAKA 10 Okt. - Pelakon terkenal Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan merupakan antara penerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) sempena hari jadi Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70, esok. Dengan penganugerahan darjah DMSM itu, Shah Rukh Khan akan bergelar Datuk.- Utusan. Agaknya apa sumbangan Dtk Shahrukh Khan kepada rakyat Melaka khasnya dan rakyat Malaysia amnya? Mungkin tarian dalam cerita Kuch kuch hata he dan Mohabattein telah menghibur hati org Melaka tu kot?..ha ha

Ini desire nak Cantik..pergi jumpa Plastic Surgeon mcm tu... Go into one desire -- what is the mechanism of it? First there is a…….great excitement,…….. great thrill,…………… adventure…………… you feel a great kick. Somehting is going to happen, you are on the verge of it…………… And then you have the car, you have the yacht, you have the house, you have the woman, and suddenly all is meaningless again. What happens? Your mind has dematerialised it. The car is standing in the drive, but there is no excitement anymore. The excitement was only in getting it. You became so drunk with the desire that you forgot your inner nothingness . Now the desire is fulfilled, …..the car in the drive,…………. the woman in your bed, the money in your bank account …………… excitement disappears. Again the emptiness is there, ready to eat you up. Again you have to create another desire to escape this yawning abyss….. That's how one moves from one desire to another desire. That...

Tidak pertahan kerusi Presiden Umno KUALA LUMPUR: Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi tidak akan mempertahankan jawatan Presiden Umno pada perhimpunan agung parti Mac depan, sekali gus membuka laluan kepada Datuk Seri Najib Razak untuk menggantikannya sebagai Perdana Menteri jika menang dalam pemilihan itu. Keputusan yang menyaksikan proses peralihan kuasa setahun lebih awal itu diumumkan Abdullah selepas mempengerusikan mesyuarat Dewan Tertinggi Barisan Nasional (BN) di Pusat Dagangan Dunia Putra (PWTC) di sini, petang semalam. Yang di"Sinun"...dah letak jawatan..kita respek dgn yang disinun..kerana meletak jawatan..bukan senang nak melepas jawatan tertinggi di negara... Terima kasih PakLah...semuga Paklah sihat dan setiasa dalam rahmatNya TAPI....yang "di situk" bila lagi nak meletak jawatan atau nak berhenti..nampak gayanya bertahta hingga akhir hayat....memang sedap duduk di atas..kan?

An old story is told of seorang Sultan di Nusantara who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, " Ini tentu ada kebaikan dan Hikmah nya” One day the Sultan and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the Sultan. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the Sultan fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, " Ini tentu ada Kebaikan dan Hikmah nya" To which the Sultan replied, "TIDAK…,Ini bukan kebaikan atau Hikmah!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail. About a year later, the Sultan went hunting and he was captured by the cannibals…and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake., As they ca...

KUCHING: Chief Minister Pehin Sri Abdul Taib Mahmud said he is open to discussion on a supposed eviction of some 10,000 villagers from 13 Kedayan-Malay villages in Bekenu. He said although he had yet to hear from the affected villagers, he felt that the best way to resolve the matter was to come and see him and not try any rough stuff with him. “Because once you start playing rough, you cut all communication with me. In the end, you still have to communicate with me because I’m the government … whether or not the claim is good (only) then I can consider, ” he told reporters at the second day of his Hari Raya Aidilfitri open house at Stadium Perpaduan here yesterday. He stressed that there was no way of talking things through if one were to go about the situation in a rough manner. “The government can work out something. If you want to make an appeal, make an appeal. That’s the best way. Tell the story properly,” he added. On Saturday, a group of people from the 13 villagers protested a...

di pusara Bonda.... Walaupun Bonda dah bertahun kembali kpd Kekasihnya...namun kehilangan dan ketiadaan bonda masih terasa... Kedengaran kata-kata dikalangan adik-adik.. "mun mak ada...dia lah yg paling sibuk di dapur" "mun mak ada....bla bla bla" I know my brothers n Sisters rindukan emak...cuma nak pesan kpd adik-adik semua..jangan lupa doakan roh emak kita mendapat Rahmat Allah dan ditempatkan dikalangan para syuhada ... Adik-adik semua tahu bahawa..emak kita sangat-sangat berharap kpd doa-doa anak-anaknya.... I miss my mum..."Ya Allah ..Ampunkan dosa ku..ampunkan dosa kedua ibubapa ku..kasihanilah mereka sebagaimana mereka mengasihani aku semasa aku kecil."