..manyak cuccah mau tawin wo...


Received this from kawan....and would like to share with you all.....ha ha ha.....

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother,
Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of


chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh!
gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also
easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say " PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want
it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring everynite I can
die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say " WAIT A
MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby
la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!!
Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus
conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA
TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!! " (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go
deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say
lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

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