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Singapore’s Society for Men’s Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd). Just couldn't imagine macamana Dr TA ambil history daripada patient. Dr TA: Encik macam mana....ada serupa Buah Pisang ka? Pisang di kupas? atau sama itu Tofu? Mr D: Tak tau inncik..apa itu..dia punya rasa ka?Mana ada sendiri rasa punya? Dr TA: Ayo yo! Bukan dia punya rasa...dia punya kiiirraass juga! Mr D: Itu macam ka...ada rupa itu To Fu jugakk! Reported on Elixir News : Pfizer has unveiled a new erection hardness tool which will enable men to take more control of their erectile dysfunction (ED) management and measure the success of their treatment. This new tool is based on a 4-point scale which identifies grade four erections as the optimal treatment goal for men with erectile dysfunction. The launch of the Erection Hardness Sc...

.. Seronok dapat jumpa geng lama...sama-sama asasi dulu...sama-sam duduk kat kolej Zaaba....kolej Pertama...last kolej Ibnu Sinna.. Berbagai cerita keluar...gelak sampai ucapan NC UM dan Timbalan Menteri tak di hirau....ya lah kita datang nak jumpa kawan bukan nak dengar ucapan"leteran" mereka.... Ada geng yang dah berubah...tak berape nak cam lagi.... ...John Weng...dah membesar ke depan...rambut pun dah putih dan..... ...Cool It.......Muka dah licin...ya lah ...dah jadi Pakar Aesthetic.. ....Naslan ...cool macam biasa...pelat jawa masih pekat.. ...Bronk.....membesar kedepan dan tepi. ...Aziz Blues....masih BLUES.. ...Anu....control macho...sebab bini dia ikut.. ....Halim....aku ingat dia ketua waiter kat situ....ha ha..maintain hensem .... Rashid Mokhti....Dahi dah boleh jadi "helipad" ....Junaidi....macam biasa..tak banyak berubah... ...Rosman....Mamat ni...tak berubah..."style" dulu juga..'sigh' ......Udd...aku respek kat hang... .....Kuncer....

Happy Birthday kpd Mami....semuga panjang umur dan murah rezeki... ..Ingatkan nak buat suprise ..masa beli hadiah..tapi Wawa dah pecahkan rahsia... Terdengar lagu ini masa pergi kerja tapi versi Ella....best juga...and i like Ella punya version... This song dedicated to Mami..... Takkan Melupakanmu Oh terindah, lagu yg terindah Sengaja aku cipta untukmu yg terindah Semoga dapat meluluhkan segala keraguan Semoga dapat menghancurkan kerasnya batu prasangka Aku takkan melupakanmu Takkan meninggalkanmu Takkan menduakan cintamu Ku bersumpah Aku tak ingin mengingkar janji Tak ingin menjadi duri Tak ingin menjadi api cinta yg membara Rebahlah kau di pelukku Lepaskan resahmu Bebaskan jiwamu Dari prasangka-prasangka burukmu Dari kerasnya batu curiga Aku takkan melupakanmu Takkan meninggalkanmu Takkan menduakan cintamu Ku bersumpah Senyum lah melati Sambutlah mentari Raihlah cintamu Hari ini Aku takkan melupakanmu Takkan meninggalkanmu Takkan menduakan cintamu Ku bersumpah Radja

.....Oh..Ijok..untuk renungan VERSE OF THE DAY: DO NOT DEFAME ONE ANOTHER "O you who believe! Let not some men among you laugh at others. It may be that the (latter) are better than the (former). And let no women laugh at others. It may (also) be that the (latter) are better than the (former). Do not defame (one another), or be sarcastic to each other, or call each other by (offensive) nicknames." The Holy Quran, 49:11

Perahu penambang di Sungai Sarawak Kuching WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11...

Kejadian ditepi pagar gelanggang tenis pada hari tournament.... Dalam ramai-ramai kawan ...ada dua tiga orang yang a bit nakal... Kenakalan yang mereka akui susah nak tinggalkan iaitu ...masih mempunyai girlfriend walaupun dah beristeri dan beranak...... "kebahagian rumahtangga bergantung kpd kepandaian kita menipu isteri"..itu kata saudara Mat. "Ya lah ,tak kan nak bagi tau dia,kita keluar makan dgn perempuan...kita pergi dangdut dgn perempuan....meletup lah dia" sambung saudara Mat lagi. "sampai bila nak menipu" tanya saya dgn Mat. "Sampai kita terkantoi lah..." jwb Mat dgn ringkas."kalau terkantoi..kita dah sediakan beberape set jawapan...dan ada plan A dan plan B....dan bersedia menjadi pelakon yang terbaik..." sambung Mat lagi.. "yang pentingnya otak kita mesti kreatif +++" kata Mat dgn bangganya. Itu lah antara perbualan saya dgn Mr Mat yang macho semasa minum petang sambil pekena go...

Gambar semasa Perasmian oleh Tan Sri Bujang( Chairman Unimas) Last week...semasa cuti good Friday dan weekend tu ..kita orang dari Samarahan Tenis Club joined Pertandingan Tenis Jemputan Unimas Piala Tan Sri Bujang. Mana larat lawan orang muda ...just managed masuk semifinal je...

Dulu kat Ibnu Sinna...geng Musa J ,John weng....selalu cakap"u got no BALLS'...or "no guts lah u ni".....ini u all selalu cakap selepas kita orang takut menerima cabaran mengorat minah cantik....macam mana nak ngorat.. kita ni..hensem tarak...harap dgn manis dan budi bahasa je...he he he.. Tokasid selalu cakap..."kalau setakat "hello"...Lionel Richie pun boleh... We have heard about ada orang having guts or balls....... Tapi do you really know the difference between them? GUTS....Is arriving home late after a night out.....being met by your wife depan pintu with a broom.....having the GUTS to ask ..."hi...tak tidor lagi...masih menyapu sampah...or are flying somewhere?" BALLS.....is coming home late after a night out...pergi Dangdut.....smelling of perfume and beer...lipstick kat collar baju...siap slap pungkok bini and having the BALLS to say:" you are next.....and how much?' I hope this clears up confusion mengenai definasi gu...

"Adakah rupa ,umur dan jantina dan kedudukan seseorang itu mempengaruhi layanan seorang doctor keatas nya?"Tanya seorang sahabat kepada saya petang semalam. Ini adalah soalan cepu emas..... I'm not so sure...there is no solid answers .....but when i looked back...i m more thorough with kids and orang tua. Kedudukan seseorang?....kalau kenal may be lama sikit berbual mengenai hal -hal lain atau berbual mengenai keadaan semasa... Jantina...a bit segan dgn org perempuan...esp bila nak palpate dan bertanya soalan yang sensitif...kalau dgn org lelaki amat senang sekali...tapi kita mesti bertindak professional dan beretika......dan jangan lupa chaperone Joke....bagaimana rupa mempengaruhi layanan doctor.... An attractive, perfect looking young girl, chaperoned by her ugly old aunt, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination” said the young girl. “Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.” “No, not me” said the girl. “i...

.. Nice cerita...email dari kawan ...mari kita sama fikirkan dan renung-renungkan...... There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Before her boyfriend walked away in tears, he handed her a written letter that simply said, "Just take care of my eyes dear." Moral of the story..... This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully ...

Sembang di warong..... Mat: Aku heran la...opis boy pakai henpon harga 2 ribu...aku pakai yang murah je...Banyak nya duit dia orang ya ? Kaderi: Dia orang banyak kerja part time dan banyak kantau... Mat: Its not about money...tapi is it necessary?.....atau why u have to spend so much on the phone...kereta pulak modified sana sini...with sound system nya beribu ringgit... Kaderi: itulah style...serupa jugak bila u beli kereta mewah...jam berjenama....baju berjenama ...life style bah! Mat:...macam org perempuan jugak...beli emas sebesar "sauh Kapal"....berkilo-kilo....semuanya ni nak menunjuk-nunjuk....siapa lebih kaya ...sapa lebih banyak emas dan sebagai.....nak kan supaya orang respek kat dia orang... I just kept quiet and listened to their conversation....funny kan? So it is about the LIFE and LIFESTYLE...... Apa itu lifestyle...how it is different from life? ......Dia orang cakap..."biar pape asal bergaye". Lifestyle is about ...brand name...and membeli identiti ...

Setiap 25hb...we never miss nak celebrate hari ulangtahun perkahwinan...walaupun just simple outing..makan-makan. My anak really anxious about hari ini....Maizatul tepon mummy dia ...nak balik kerumah dan mintak permission dari warden asrama.......sanggup "bohong sunat" (ada ke sunat ni?)...semata-mata nak celebrate hari abah dan mummy..... Saya bagi choice kat dia orang..pilih nak makan kat mana? mummy dia nak kat hotel...budak 3 orang ni sebulat suara pilih seafood restaurant....so kita ikut majority..... To my beloved wife.... As we sail through life, don't avoid storms and rough waters, Just let it pass. Just Sail. Always remember, Calm seas never make skillful sailors To my friends out there.......What is that make a relationship strong? Trust Understanding What else…?

Teori relativiti..... Another example.....kalau dulu tunggu girlfriend satu jam..."boleh cakap tak pe..baru je sampai"..tapi sekarang kalau tunggu isteri bersiap ,bersolek nak pergi shopping...lima minit dah rasa sejam...... Dulu ketiak busuk...kata wangi tapi bila dah kawin...marah bila tercium ketiak.... Banyak lagi example teori relativiti Pak cik Einstein ni......

Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanyakepada mummynya.. ' Mummy, mummy?...... sex tu apa Mi?'.. Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka. Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan,mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapananaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan? ...dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan daddynya dr zaman bujang lagi sehinggalah dgn kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu.. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak2.. Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dlm tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruanganjawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover).. NAME:........... SEX:.....

Terasa nak respond pada remark yang dibuat oleh seorang menteri mengenai bloggers...actually i dont understand kenape dia berbuat demikian? Sebagai seorang pemimpin "educated?" ..generalised statements mcm tu tak sepatutnya keluar daripada mulut nya.... 1.Fikirkanlah....Blog bukannya sekadar membincangkan hal-hal politik sahaja,,,,, banyak lagi blog yang membincangkan ie masalah keluarga...masalah rumahtangga....ada doktor buat blog membincang hal perubatan dan kesihatan....seorang ibu buat blog membincang masalah dan berkongsi pengelaman membesar anaknya yang mengidap penyakit Down's syndrome dan Autism. Ada blog juga menyampai idea-idea persaudaraan sejagat dan menjurus kearah keharmonian negara..... Ada ustaz dan ustazah yang berdakwah melalui blognya dan sebagainya...... Tak baik mengata orang "big liar" ... PEMBOHONG KAH ORANG-ORANG NI...... Susahkan kalau kita cakap main lepas je....menampakan kejahilan dan kebodohan kita sendiri....(memang lah kita tak b...

After Tenis game yesterday...kita orang lepak kat warong sambil pekena Tongkat Ali Tarik......talking about "Kecantikan wanita". I saje nak provoked budak-budak ni,nak nak tengok views dia orang tentang kecantikan.... My conclusion are...... What do men consider beautiful in women? Most of us believe men only see looks as beautiful simply because the media believes it is true. They show us busty females with perfect bodies plastered across our television screens, billboards, and posters, or skinny little models posing in barely there undergarments and designer clothing and we automatically think; "The woman of every man`s dreams".......... But ask any guy and you may very well be surprised to learn........ those perfect bodies and skinny models are far from his dream girl.Dia orang tak berape nak pandang..bukan pilihan utk menjadi teman hidup. , it was actually a woman`s personality that men considered beautiful the most. They also think that a woman with se...

Kawan lama Tokasid telah mengtagged saya.....so terpaksarelalah saya menulis in my blog what's weird about myself....Adakah? Bak kata Tokasid....sesuatu itu mungkin weird pada pandangan kita tetapi tak weird pada pandangan orang lain...begitu juga sebaliknya.... Apa apapun....we do it just for fun....suke-suke.... Weird 1. ......My wife cakap dan anak-anak i......"abah ..bila tidur...mesti peluk selimut" My wife always complained ini....asyik peluk selimut instead of her... I think habit ini terbentuk sejak zaman solo lagi....tak ade bende nak di peluk ,peluk selimut lah...... Weird 2. ......kawan-kawan cakap....muke i ni nampak garang dan tak mesra alam...susah nak senyum tapi bila dah kenal rupanya sangat mesra alam...ha ha ha.... Ya lah ...memang saya akui...hensem memang tak ade...tapi manis ade..... Weird 3. .....Phobia.... Bila dah beumur mcm ni...pandai phobia naik kapal terbang....sebelum naik dan semasa dlm 'belon' ...jantung berdebar...tangan sejuk....

This is what True Love is all about : It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m ., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheime...

Dr 'Aidh 'Abdullah al-Qarni menukilkan menerusi kitabnya La Tahzan bahawa: " Kesulitan itu sebenarnya ..... akan menguatkan hati, menghapuskan dosa, menghancurkan ujub, menguburkan sombong, meluruhkan kelalaian, menyalakan lantera zikir, menarik empati sesama, menjadi doa yang dipanjatkan orang soleh, mewujudkan ketundukan dan penyerahan kepada Yang Maha Esa, sebagai sebuah peringatan diri, sebuah upaya menghidupkan zikir, sebuah upaya menjaga hati dengan sabar, sebuah persiapan mengadap Tuhan dan sebuah celaan untuk tidak cenderung kepada dunia, merasa aman dan tenang dengannya Maka adulah segala kegelisahan, kesulitan dan kesedihan yang tidak terzahir kepada Allah swt. Mohonlah dengan penuh tawaduk dan berharap kepada-Nya di samping berusaha mengubah keadaan, nescaya akan Dia perkenankan, kerana itulah janji-Nya menerusi Surah al-Mukminun, ayat ke 60: "Berdoalah kamu kepada-Ku, nescaya akan Aku perkenankan bagimu."

Pada cuti Tahun Baru Cina...spend masa bermain golf di Damai golf and country club.... ...Damai golf course ini di design oleh Arnold Palmer.... ..Course ini menghadap Laut China Selatan di tepi Pantai Damai dan di kaki Gunung Santubong....mempunyai pemandangan yang sungguh indah......